Dang, and I thought they were talking about John Bobbit!

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NEWSFLASH...NEWSFLASH...NEWSFLASH...NEWSFLASH...NE WSFLASH...NEWSFLASH...NEWSFLASH...

SIGHTING CONFIRMED...SIGHTING CONFIRMED..SIGHTING CONFIRMED...SIGHTING CONFIRMED....SIGHTING CONFIRMED..SIGHTING CONFIRMED...SIGHTING CONFIRMED....

Well wendy I was out bar-hopping one night and accidently wandered into...a gay bar! Next thing you know the lights went out, I was groped, and the pixie prick was GONE!!!! Luckilly I ran in the right direction and got out the door. My buddy wasnt so lucky though, I found him in the alley unconcious with his pants around his ankles. Thankfully he doesnt remember a thing! So yep I'm in the market for an upgrade again <sigh>

I knew I shouldn't have left you all alone... ACK!

LoA- sigh...http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Charlie? Sighting... you finding UFO's or what? LOL

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HAHA! That's too bad LofA. Was wondering why those fishnet holes of yours were so large! Did you file a police report re the pixie prick? I think insurance will pay for any vandalism damage... http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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SO WHERE IS THIS UFP (Unidentified Flying Pint)??

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Dunno about that LadyZ.. it was +3 model! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif


CB,troublemakin with a vengeance, hehehe

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<sob> Wendy I forgot to pay the premium!!!!!!!!!

Well I was tired of watching Charlie cry like school girl so I pulled it out from hiding. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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Peace and hair grease

F-15 some where over the Aegean>> This is Tango-X ray-Zulu-Zulu ,we have an UFP at 12 o'clock request permission to engage and destroy.
Tower >> Roger that Eagle 6 you are weapons Free.
F14 >> Confirmed
Sounds of Missiles being launched
Tower>> Can you confirm Target is eliminated?
silence
Tower >> We repeat can you confirm impact?
Radar opeaor >>Sir we lost Eagle 6.




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Charlie, don't listen to this lot! They are just jerking you around! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

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Well Shite LofA! You left yourself open!! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif sigh. FINE... I'll see what I can locate for you. Charlie? Anything err, useful left in your Shoppe of Shite?

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HAHA! Were there any bodies recovered to secretly experiment on? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif

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If it was the traditional, warm pint as served in the UK, rest assured that this barbaric Yank would not have given it a second glance.

On the other hand... had I already been in the bag, who the hell knows? If I did steal your pint, it was unintentional... I do recall Lord of Alchohol asking me to pass him his glass... wondered, briefly, why he set it down then took a seat so far away...

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If an American had stolen the pijnt we know, he'd be unconcious for days if he drunk it, he's not used to strong beers http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Bud? My tapwater's got more of a kickhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif



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Erm, well whatever turns you on http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Apparently MY PINT was last seen sliding down my gullet at some time after midnight on a date that I can't remember.....The worldwide search for MY PINT has been put on hold until the truth of the matter is established. I am reliably informed that I also had some peanuts on my person at the time...they are missing, presumed stolen. The new conundrum is -

OI!!! HAVE YOU SEEN MY NUTS?

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Yes I have. Not tellin though. You DID owe me a prize. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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LOL Ladyzekke. I'd love to pay you properly Ladyzekke, you know I would http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Might be hard without any nuts http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

By the way, I have some seedless grapes you can have if you want? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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ROTFLMAO @ Stealthy.

Seedless huh, how do they grow them then? http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

I must confess that the seeded grape variety usually suffer many complaints of the seeds getting stuck in the mouth. Totally unlike MY NUTS which have never got stuck in anyones mouth, although I do recall a garbled complaint from some girl about MY NUTS being stuck to her chin.

PS. great to see you buddy. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

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Hi Charlie

Brilliant man, should no better than to try and beat the master at his own game http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif Good to see you back too mate http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif Hasn't been the same without you!



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