LS and Aelia return from the mouse room. For some reason, they appear really exhauseted. Must have been the big wheel.Yes, that mus thave been it *cough*

The chocolate in the bucket has run out though. Well, licking it off Ae.. er, I mean *coughs embarassedly*

Let's change the subject quickly before I get booted for being naughty again [img]smile.gif[/img]

I love being here, ahh chocolate feels nice but my only complaint is that the showers should have white cocolate in them because white is nice!

(Casts Summon Showers, sets faucet to "white chocolate", it's between strawberry and milk chocolate)There ya go, Barb, Anything for a fellow member of the Order. Uh, Lord Shield, you look all...er...pale and run down, while Aelia is flushed and rosy and ...moist. Is there anything that I should know about that Mouse Room?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Galadria:
(Casts Summon Showers, sets faucet to "white chocolate", it's between strawberry and milk chocolate)There ya go, Barb, Anything for a fellow member of the Order. Uh, Lord Shield, you look all...er...pale and run down, while Aelia is flushed and rosy and ...moist. Is there anything that I should know about that Mouse Room?<hr></blockquote>

Well, as a member of the ORT I know everything there is to know about all parts of the building, remove the geas and I'll give you a tour of the Mouse Room ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:


Well, as a member of the ORT I know everything there is to know about all parts of the building, remove the geas and I'll give you a tour of the Mouse Room ;) <hr></blockquote>

Don't do it, Galadria! That wheel requires a real man [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Isn't that right LS ;) ?

*Aelia flops into a pool lounger, somewhat winded. She wipes off a smudge of chocolate where most people wouldn't get chocolate* Hehe :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:


Don't do it, Galadria! That wheel requires a real man [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Isn't that right LS ;) ?
<hr></blockquote>

ooh - thanks for the compliment [img]smile.gif[/img]

but, erm, yeah, don't go into that mouse room with an un-geased Neb ;)

Basically, it was all Cloudy's fault :D :D

Sorry, Neb, part of the Oath that Aelia made me sign (in blood) when I was made a (provisional) member in the ORT was that I was, not precisely to obey her, but to always take her advice. To do so would jeapordize my membership. (puts back of hand to brow) alas, I may never find out about the mouse room.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Galadria:
Sorry, Neb, part of the Oath that Aelia made me sign (in blood) when I was made a (provisional) member in the ORT was that I was, not precisely to obey her, but to always take her advice. To do so would jeapordize my membership. (puts back of hand to brow) alas, I may never find out about the mouse room.<hr></blockquote>

Well, I can show you some other rooms in the building as well, just remove the geas....

Very prudent, Galadria. You know, of course, that the real reason to follow my advice is because the Goddess is all-knowing and all-wise ;) I think it may be time to upgrade your status from member (provisional) to member (junior) :D Quite a big leap. Neb is still stuck on member (buffoon) [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Now Neb, you know you're not ready for those rooms. How about you head off to B13 and Galadria will wait for you to come back... if you do... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif

*Beaumanoir Walks In And Admires His Creation*

<font color="red">Hello Everyone, How Is My Little Land Of Royal Toads Going?? Lovely... Has Anyone Seen Davros Or OTP About?? Ahhh. Well, I Seem To Be Sensing Many New Faces Around Here. Maybe Our Small Group Is Going To Grow Larger... Well, I Was Just Scrolling Through The Posts Then And I Saw The Word Initiation. So, Even If Someone Else Has Already Thought Of One, Ive Thought Up A Little Ceromony To Welcome All New Members. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
So Would All The New Members Please Step Forward And Aye In The Strangest Wacky-est Font Possible... Then The Ceramony Can Begin... [img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] </font>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
*Beaumanoir Walks In And Admires His Creation*

<font color="red">Hello Everyone, How Is My Little Land Of Royal Toads Going?? Lovely... Has Anyone Seen Davros Or OTP About?? Ahhh. Well, I Seem To Be Sensing Many New Faces Around Here. Maybe Our Small Group Is Going To Grow Larger... Well, I Was Just Scrolling Through The Posts Then And I Saw The Word Initiation. So, Even If Someone Else Has Already Thought Of One, Ive Thought Up A Little Ceromony To Welcome All New Members. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
So Would All The New Members Please Step Forward And Aye In The Strangest Wacky-est Font Possible... Then The Ceramony Can Begin... [img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] </font><hr></blockquote>

Ooooooh! Let me take care of initiating Galadria! Order her to remove her geas on me! I don't think she's been initiated yet......

Hey, I'm already initiated. Aelia just upgraded me to member(junior)
Back off. geas-boy!(turns to Aelia, with indignant tears brimming in her eyes) Aren't I, Goddess?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Galadria:
Hey, I'm already initiated. Aelia just upgraded me to member(junior)
Back off. geas-boy!(turns to Aelia, with indignant tears brimming in her eyes) Aren't I, Goddess?<hr></blockquote>

Well In That Case Your Fired From The ORT Clan... You'll Have To Re-Initiate And Aelia Is Busy... Neb, I Give You Permission To Initiate Her!! [img]graemlins/whip.gif[/img]

MWHAHAHA

*Laughs as Galadria's geas crumbles under the magic of the initiation ritual* Oh Galadriaaaaaa..... Come here! It's time for your initiation! [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img]

[img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img] Right Neb, I'll Show You How To Do The Initiation [img]graemlins/evilhaha.gif[/img]

First You *whisper**whisper**whisper*
Then *Whisper**whisper*
Keep Doing That Until They *Whisper* *Whisper*
And Finish Off With A *Whisper**Whisper*

All The New Members Must Undergo This Procedure From Now On!!

(undergoes initiation) Neb, you should be ashamed of yourself! And you the age of my Hungry Teenage Stepson, who has re-materialised and is ogling Aelia and Breanna, pretending to read Fellowship of the Ring. Carson(myr), the book's upside down! (conjures DOUBLE martini, throws it in Neb's eyes.)

Awww Gladdy (New Stupid Nickname For Galadria) Calm Down!! this Is A Place Of Peace, Loving And Nekkedness :D [img]tongue.gif[/img] ;)
So As A New Member of Our Wonderful Establishment, Have A Free Complimentary Peice Of Nutella On Toast

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by the beautiful Lady Galadria:
Aelia is flushed and rosy and ...moist. Is there anything that I should know about that Mouse Room?<hr></blockquote>


And people wonder why I like this thread! Please can I be a member please? If only for the chocolate swimming pool and the whole nekkid thing Let me join!

(sulks) OOOOOkay, Binky. What's Nutella?(takes bite, doesn't go with martini, gives it to Hungry Teenage Stepson, who inhales it, not taking his eyes off of Aelia and Breanna. "Mom, that was good, can I have another?" OOC>>Barb, thanks for the "beautiful." (preens)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Galadria:
(sulks) OOOOOkay, Binky. What's Nutella?(takes bite, doesn't go with martini, gives it to Hungry Teenage Stepson, who inhales it, not taking his eyes off of Aelia and Breanna. "Mom, that was good, can I have another?" OOC>>Barb, thanks for the "beautiful." (preens)<hr></blockquote>

Nutella is a sort of chocolate/nut thing that you can put on bread and eat.... Tastes good.... Nice initiation ;) Wanna quit the clan and be initiated again? ;) :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*Gets yet another martini thrown in his eyes*

Sheesh, you could just have said no....

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Barb:



And people wonder why I like this thread! Please can I be a member please? If only for the chocolate swimming pool and the whole nekkid thing Let me join!<hr></blockquote>


Of Course You Can Mr. Barb :D Now, Go With Neb Into The Back Room For The Initiation... <font color="red">Oh And Neb, I Dont Think You Should Do The Same Initiation With Barb... You May Get More Than A Martini In Your Face... Probabaly A Punch...</font> :D

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Beaumanoir:



Of Course You Can Mr. Barb :D Now, Go With Neb Into The Back Room For The Initiation... <font color="red">Oh And Neb, I Dont Think You Should Do The Same Initiation With Barb... You May Get More Than A Martini In Your Face... Probabaly A Punch...</font> :D <hr></blockquote>

Ick! Even the thought! Ewwwww! Beau! How could you ever suggest that I'd do that to Barb? *shudders*

*Initiates Barb by putting him inside a small closet filled with slugs and snails for a couple of hours, then by making him swim through a pool filled with piranhas*

That's how MALE members of the ORT are initiated.

Eeeew, Barb. That's almost as bad as what he did to me. Now I know how Imoen felt when Irenicus led her down that corridor. [img]graemlins/queen.gif[/img]

Hey, I Told Him To Use A Different Method Of Initiation!

*Aelia glances up from her pool lounger to see Beau throwing his weight around and sighs, deciding just to humour him. She notices HTS giving her furtive glances from behind his piece of nutella toast*

"You and me, sexy, in the mouse room, now" she mouths, laughing as HTS blushes crimson and hurries off trying to look busy http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif

*Hurrys Off To The Mouse Room*

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Aelia Jusa:

"You and me, sexy, in the mouse room, now" she mouths, laughing as HTS blushes crimson and hurries off trying to look busy http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...hterpurple.gif<hr></blockquote>

That was a mean thing thing to do Aelia [img]tongue.gif[/img] , how about trying that with me? ;) Galadria can come along too ;)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
*Hurrys Off To The Mouse Room*<hr></blockquote>

*looks confused as Beau heads off* erm... are you sure you can operate that wheel all by yourself? [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Quite Positive ;) [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Okey dokey! Have fun in there :D :D

Hello, o crazy thread. Your (unknown) true mistress has arrived... [img]smile.gif[/img] hehe... [img]graemlins/1dizzy.gif[/img]

Beau can thank the maker I'm not using my FF persona pr I'd take HIM in the mouse room too :D :D

Okay, Aelia babes - this joint is too slow - where's the tunes and nekkid dancing? :D

"Hi, Lioness. Glad you weren't here when Neb initiated me. Would have had to file charges on him for Indecency in Front of a Minor. Is Neb still driving you to drink, Lord knows, he is me." (casts Summon Martini)(frowns,onion instead of an olive)"Hey, barkeep." Disembodied Voice:"What is it this time?" Galadria:"(holds up onion) "This makes it a Gibson!" Disembodied Voice: "Oh, all right!" (Gibson disappears, replaced by True Martini)(sips) Aaaah. Elbows HTS, "Hey, this one is more your speed". HTS: "Wow, she's pretty."

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Galadria:
"Hi, Lioness. Glad you weren't here when Neb initiated me. Would have had to file charges on him for Indecency in Front of a Minor. Is Neb still driving you to drink, Lord knows, he is me." (casts Summon Martini)(frowns,onion instead of an olive)"Hey, barkeep." Disembodied Voice:"What is it this time?" Galadria:"(holds up onion) "This makes it a Gibson!" Disembodied Voice: "Oh, all right!" (Gibson disappears, replaced by True Martini)(sips) Aaaah. Elbows HTS, "Hey, this one is more your speed". HTS: "Wow, she's pretty."<hr></blockquote>

*Shoves HTS out of the way and into the piranha-infested pool* *Slips extra alcohol into Galadria's True Martini to make her more easily swayed by.... "suggestions" ;) *

*casts hairy back on Neb to punish him for being so mean to HTS. Blows HTS a kiss [img]graemlins/kiss.gif[/img] * :D

HTS: from Galadria's computer: after eating all the smores stomach becomes upset, gradually allowing a nauseaous gas from his hindquarters, thus rendering everyone in the room unconcious allowing him time to gradually slip away and kill piranhas. hahahaha take that.

*casts false clothing on NEB.*

*Wakes up* Ewwww.... What's that horrible smell? *Discovers false clothing and hairy back* Aiiiieeeee! *Casts Hair Removal on his back and usual clothing on self* Better. *Casts Baldness on Aelia and 20ft hair on HTS(Yes, ALL hair on his body.) [img]tongue.gif[/img] *

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Galadria:
HTS: from Galadria's computer: after eating all the smores stomach becomes upset, gradually allowing a nauseaous gas from his hindquarters, thus rendering everyone in the room unconcious allowing him time to gradually slip away and kill piranhas. hahahaha take that.

<hr></blockquote>

OOC: LOLOL!!! Is that you HTS? ROTFL!!! Uh... get out of my ORT building you swine [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img] Lord Shield - remove the infidel! [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

*Aelia laughs racously as Neb misdirects his spell and Beau is rendered bald. She quickly casts resist magic on herself* [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]tongue.gif[/img]

See! See! Aelia. I can't tke him anywhere. (casts Unsummon HTS) Neb i'm sooo sorry. (unable to keep straight face) NOT! ROFLMAO.