<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lioness:
Sorry Hiram! I wasn't quite sure to add you, for now I'll put you below the creatures, or maybe I'll create a new category, til someone chooses you as squire. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Thanx Sephie. [img]smile.gif[/img] I like fanfares...<hr></blockquote>

Thank you, Lady Lioness. I've found my special purpose now as a Dungheap Peasant. I shall tend the dungheap with a fervant passion.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Hiram Sedai:


Thank you, Lady Lioness. I've found my special purpose now as a Dungheap Peasant. I shall tend the dungheap with a fervant passion.<hr></blockquote>

You are welcome. I dub thee Peasant of the Dungheap. Serve the dungheap well. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Here is a pleasant bump from a peasant.

Thank you, O most ignoble and low class one. [img]smile.gif[/img] I know not where my hearty adventurers maybe, but many are off and away, questing with teh Shadow Lord. [img]smile.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lioness:
Thank you, O most ignoble and low class one. [img]smile.gif[/img] I know not where my hearty adventurers maybe, but many are off and away, questing with the Shadow Lord. [img]smile.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

I'm still here though.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lioness:
Thank you, O most ignoble and low class one. [img]smile.gif[/img] I know not where my hearty adventurers maybe, but many are off and away, questing with teh Shadow Lord. [img]smile.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

This fetid excuse for a peasant can only beg permission to grovel at the feet of the splendiferous one known as Lady Lioness. I sincerely hope that my malodorous disposition does not offend the delicate nose of her ladyship. I also hope and pray that the traffic accident that is my visage does not bring up the lady’s breakfast once more.

If the Lioness Lady wishes to subjugate me, then I shall be working near the third dunghill on the left. It would appear that certain nutrients are needed for fertilizer and only I am equipped to extract them from the Dragon droppings.

Hello. Is it to late for me to join?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Tenk:
Hello. Is it to late for me to join?<hr></blockquote>
I dont think so mate, just wait 'till Lioness gets online.

YOu can still join Sir. [img]smile.gif[/img] No evil people are allowed in court(one exception) adn I need to know a position you wish. [img]smile.gif[/img] If you want to join a quest, the Shadow Lord(Lord sheild) has something around here...

Welcome then sir Tenk!

ack, and im still trying to brown-nose my way up to the title of knight! ah well, its worth it...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Creatures:
...Tiamat: local dragon-defends the castle
...Tiger: a tiger that lives in the gardens
...Hiram: the local dungheap peasant waiting to be chosen as someone's squire
<hr></blockquote>

Sometimes you stop and realize that being a peasant is not easy. The lords and ladies of the castle consider you to be a creature. They tend to slap their thighs and whistle to gain your attention. Tasty treats await me when I do visit for a while, but they roll up that newspaper and I end up with a sore nose. I'll try not to piddle on the furniture any more.

I hope this thread will get a little more attention now that its on the roleplaying board. We are only allowed one thread btw so i guess we'll have to post the others on the dungeoncraft board(since no-one ever visites there) My name needs to be changed back in the list *again* btw.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
ack, and im still trying to brown-nose my way up to the title of knight! ah well, its worth it...<hr></blockquote>

soon, soon... ;)

ah welll... i like to brown-nose, and once a brown-noser, always a brown-noser!

ahem

testing

is this thing on?

Am I still a creature?

Let me go check and I'll be right back. I posted about it today but my posts are seldom read.

Okay, I'm back. Lioness, I know that you have so many people stumbling over themselves to be a part of your castle. So, I won't ask for anything special.

I could just be listed under Townspeople or something like that perhaps.

[ 11-13-2001: Message edited by: Hiram Sedai ]</p>

Agh, I'm sorry Hiram! [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img] there, changed it. [img]smile.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lioness:
Agh, I'm sorry Hiram! [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img] there, changed it. [img]smile.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Lady Lioness, there is never a need to apologize to me. I am merely the dried flake of cat droppings on your sneaker. My sad mewlings are akin to a puppy begging for table scraps. I do hope that my inane blathering hasn’t given you a headache yet.

ok. [img]smile.gif[/img] :rolleyes:

Neb dimension doors into the throne room and bows before the Lady Lioness, "It has been such a long time since I was last here My Lady," he says "What has been happening while I've been away?"

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:
Neb dimension doors into the throne room and bows before the Lady Lioness, "It has been such a long time since I was last here My Lady," he says "What has been happening while I've been away?"<hr></blockquote>
*suddenly wakes up* Huh, what?
Still nothing happening? *Falls asleep again*

ah, it is good to see that My Lady has finally returned! what is the cause of this prologed departure?

Where can a ninja of Xbox help? Im good at slaughtering opponents of the Cube and Dual Systites (ones with both xbox and gamecube) I only kill Dual Systites when I am hired to. Gamecubians, have purple + black ships (jet black & indigo) and are fairly well armed with purple lasers and are rectangular or similar shape. PS2 Forces are in their own disign. Their ships are triangular with a rectangular cockpit with average laser cannons. Xbox ships are more advanced, and have the advantage of HyperWarp x4- The other guys can only go at x3 as the capital ships of the other clans have sum what older technology. Another thing that they excell in is the ability to charge up the crystals on their ships to make a beam rifle that will drain the green jewels- they also have Xbox Shielding (way better than your average ps2 shields)
Back to role playing, Tiamat senses that there are ogres coming to raid the castle....... Tiamat tells Ssj4 that he will take care of it, and not to worry.

Oh Lady Lioness, our torturers lack something to use for practice, do you not think that this "Tiamat" would be perfect for this?

Watch it Neb. I wont take your prattle for long. I can summon 100 Elites.... and I get to choose the elites........ *Without even blinking, Tiamat suddenly has a M6D Pistol from Halo in his hand*
I can summon many other weapons aswell.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by SSJ4Sephiroth:
ah, it is good to see that My Lady has finally returned! what is the cause of this prologed departure?<hr></blockquote>

OOC: ;) a life. :D
Tiamat, are you changing your character, or do you want to play two? Remember you're a dragon as well. [img]smile.gif[/img]

IC: Sir Neb, I think that Sir Tiamat ought to pass a rite before he can be here. ;) *whispers* the chocolate torture...

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lioness:

IC: Sir Neb, I think that Sir Tiamat ought to pass a rite before he can be here. ;) *whispers* the chocolate torture...<hr></blockquote>

"The chocolate!" Neb shouts with glee and runs off, a few minutes later he returns with a large pot of boiling chocolate, "Will My Lady be needing anything else for the test?"

That's all, Thank you, Neb. [img]smile.gif[/img] Now sit down, Tiamat...:evillaugh2:
*begins to drip chocolate on to Tiamat's forehead..* drip, drip, drip...

Just call it Kerhelm Chocolate Torture... ;)

innocent moving voice..can i play wit yooz??

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Madman-Rogovich:
innocent moving voice..can i play wit yooz??<hr></blockquote>

Sure. [img]smile.gif[/img] you have to go through a rite of passage though... ;)

explain this ''rite of passage''

ooh...you don't want to know about "The Rite Of Passage"!
I still get nightmares [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Sir ReGiN:
ooh...you don't want to know about "The Rite Of Passage"!
I still get nightmares [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] <hr></blockquote>

Ach(stop it, Jerome!), it's not thaaaaaat bad. :D ok, Madman, just take a seat...*pins MR in a chair, and chains him down* Bring me more chocolate!

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lioness:


Ach(stop it, Jerome!), it's not thaaaaaat bad. :D ok, Madman, just take a seat...*pins MR in a chair, and chains him down* Bring me more chocolate!<hr></blockquote>

Drags the big 20 gallon vat of molten chocolate into the throne room, "Will you be needing anything more My Lady?" he asked, "Marshmallows?"

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:


Drags the big 20 gallon vat of molten chocolate into the throne room, "Will you be needing anything more My Lady?" he asked, "Marshmallows?"<hr></blockquote>

Marshmallows would be excellent...*drip, drip, drip...*

argh see my suffering ...oohh ahhh

argh see my suffering ...oohh ahhh hey that tickles

Neb runs gleefully towards the storerooms and returns a few minutes later with fifty kilograms of marshmallows, "Will these be sufficient My Lady?"

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Neb:
Neb runs gleefully towards the storerooms and returns a few minutes later with fifty kilograms of marshmallows, "Will these be sufficient My Lady?"<hr></blockquote>

I think, maybe you ought to get a few more, just in case...*drip of chocolate, stick on a marchmallow, drip, stick, drip, stick...* :D

* Tiamat's eyes go almost white, and then the chocolate became just a head to toe light green glow.......... like a super sayin.... when powering up....