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Byronas enters the bar. He leaves his weapon in the same place as usual. He goes to the bar, orders rost beaf and sees something strange at DragonMage. Then he realizes that DM is Fzoul Chembryl!"Gongratulations DM! You became a Fzoul Chembryl!" Byronas says.
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"hmmuhmhmuhm!" Link is still suffering from the wedgie Melusine did with all of them in the beginning. After a while he manages to get his underwear right, and bedazzled he glares around. Then he makes a swift run for the nearest table, and crawls under it.
Gasping for breath he picks up his cellphone (!) and dials 911-Memnoch, and says, when he hears that the phone is being answered: "Heeeeeeeeeeeeeelp! We're suffering from an hyper-energetic Melusine here!" http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/biglaugh.gif ------------------ http://www.zekmages.50megs.com/images/link.gif Guns don't kill people, people kill other people. So, therefore: Nobody moves! Give me your wallet! I'm holding a person right here! Link Overlord Executioner, Slayer of Fluffed Beings Member of Clan HADB Supreme Warrior of Myst Official Entertainer in Cloudy's Cafe |
~DragonMage curtsies~
"Thank you! Thank you!" *blows kisses at everyone* I couldn't have done it without all of YOU! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif (how the heck did I get there so fast? - and the first person who accuses me of spam gets it right between the eyes! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif) And Alex, what makes you think I wouldn't behave??? *bats lashes innocently* http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif ------------------ http://home-3.12move.nl/~se021070/dragon2.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic *sigh* |
After gulping down his ale, cleaning off the feathers(And throwing one last water balloon at Mel), Kivan ran out off the Bar and used a grappling hook to scale the wall of Encard and Plague's sandfortress.
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~As she stands up, she places her hand on Alex's back for support. Unbeknownst to him, she used this gesture to place a "kick me" sign on Alex's back. Alex goes back to his studying.~ ------------------ http://home-3.12move.nl/~se021070/dragon2.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic *sigh* |
Legolas finishes his mug of extra-minty Shielder xxx and walks towards his gear, swaying slightly due to a combination of Shielder and wedgies. The elf shoulders his bow and proclaims: 'I'm off to the Underdark' followed by a spit on the floor and an angry look from Azurewolf. 'The city of Z'ar Nutak has lots of treasures to be found and countless foes to be slain!'
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She hurries downstairs again to help the new-arrived Dwarf to a mug of the requested Ale, kicks Alex in the butt in passing, then starts making popcorn behind the counter. ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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*tries coaxing Link out from under the table with a big bowl of popcorn and a mug of ale* ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
Hiram wanders over the man who has a sign on his back that says in dwarven "kick me" and starts frantically kicking him.
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What's this? I'm getting an awful lot of kicks in the back.... and for what? I haven't done anything wrong.... http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/frown.gif
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Argh... *puts on a stern face and chides the belligerent dwarf* There, there, stop kicking the poor guy - I'll have none of your brawling in here when Lord Shield's not around, you hear me? Now, be a nice sweetie dwarf and go back to your seat, and I will pour you a double dose of that excellent ale you were drinking. Theeere's a *good* Dwarf! ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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I'm terribly sorry, my dear Alex - could it be that this sign on your back has anything to do with it? *hands him the kick me-sign with an innocent smile* Now, go back to your spellbook studying, and I will see to it that you are not disturbed. *gives him a sweet smile and then calls Tiddles to sit next to the mages chair to ensure he isn't bothered* ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
Aww thanks Mel, you're an angel of an elflet http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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~Realizing, perhaps, that her joke went too far, DM sends over a nice carafe of wine to Alex with a note attached:~
<font color =teal>Please accept this with my apologies. I only meant the sign as a joke. Can you forgive me? I promise to be good from now on. I would bring it over myself, but Tiddles might hurt me. Sincerely, Breanna.</font> ------------------ http://home-3.12move.nl/~se021070/dragon2.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic *sigh* [This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 10-23-2001).] [This message has been edited by DragonMage (edited 10-23-2001).] |
The bartender looks suitably impressed. "I moved the bar here yesterday and it has 3 pages and my sweet Melusine here too :O - reminds me of the old days of the bar"
BTW, in case you haven't guessed, anybody that tries to bypass Tiddles to boot the poor mage will get horribly mauled. Nobody can die in this bar (I always dread saying that because of the new patrons who keep stabbing themselves to test it), but being mauled still hurts I have Forever Beer here too (own brand). It tastes like Evermeet Ale but is a fraction of the cost Lord Thought (aka Fortuna Freeman) is also here, but I do not permit his tentacles within the bar ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness |
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Sits back down hurriedly at the disappointing numbers of people wanting an adventure (currently zero)
oh well, spose everyone needs a break from it now and then. ------------------ Resident cantankerous sorcerer of the Clan HADB and Sorcerous Nuttella salesman of the O.R.T Long live HADB!!! http://sc.communities.msn.com/tn/02/...sSite/2/47.jpg 'What doesn't kill me makes me stronger' |
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Kivan sneaks along the battlements of Encard and Plague's sandfortress, he saw Encard and Plague standing on the battlements, pelting passersby with water balloons.
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Just to keep it in context, I don't intend the bar to become an RP thread again. Having everybody join in is better than 5 or 6
Tiddles a feline? :O:O:O:O - I must remember that one for the guys at work ~snigger~ A chicken waddles into the bar with a female dark elf by his side. The chicken has glowing red eyes and an assortment of weaponry Lord Shield looks at them. "Lord Raptor, Viconia. Didn't expect you two to arrive since Lord Raptor became the new God of Murder. Will you want your usual?" Lord Raptor: ~cluck~ ~buk~ ~bukAAAA~ ~cluck~ "Of course. Your Constitution is stronger is it not. Here you go" and plonks a HUGE tankard of dwarven stout in front of the Chicken (plus his saucer of bird seed) ------------------ Lord Raptor's Site http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/chickenL.gif Ironworks Dark General BG2 Tavern Keeper King of Pointlessness |
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After being out for almost a whole page, Legolas recoveres his senses and looks around the unknown room, unable to find his weapons but enriched with a lump on the head, several bruises and a serious headache. Slowly he makes his way out of the room, removing some all-too-obvious folds from his dark-green clothes in the process.
The Nushruu at the bar is gone, and two men, twins by the look of it, are in it's place. Two couples are sitting at the tables, and Legolas vaguely rememberes how there used to be only two sandcastles. He orders another extra-minty shielder, an xx this time. Someone has obviously made a mistake, he thought, as two Shielders are brought. Ah well, second one must be on the house. ------------------ The last arrow of Legolas kindled in the air as it flew, and plunged burning into the heart of a great wolf-chieftain. All the others fled. -J.R.R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hero.gif http://www.angelfire.com/realm/spijl/wc3ranger.gif [This message has been edited by Legolas the Elven Archer (edited 10-23-2001).] |
Oooooh! It's my favourite chicken and his evil Drow b... um, lady. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif
*handfeeds Lord Raptor some birdseed and winks at Viconia* DM and SA, do you want me to reserve the bridesuite for the night? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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Well actually I haven't got anything planned for you. I just wanted to sit with you awhile as I love being in your company http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif
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LS preps the bridesuite for them and secretly takes bets with Mel as to how long before they're in it http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
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"What a sweet thing to say." http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif "What now? More studying?" ------------------ http://home-3.12move.nl/~se021070/dragon2.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic *sigh* |
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You're on! I'll bet you one atomic wedgie and a slap with a fluffy pillow it will take them less than 5 minutes! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gifhttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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Kivan walks outside and goes for a swim in the sea, meanwhile, Kharanax is busy digging Tiax out of the sand.
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"Hey! This IS good!" *smiles the smile of the quickly inebriated* (HIC) ------------------ http://home-3.12move.nl/~se021070/dragon2.jpg http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/hero2.gif Alureth...Dragon friend of Breanna, Mage and Advisor in the Court of Lady Lioness Co-Owner/Operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan. Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force Sublime Sister of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever! Second Historian and Scribe of IW. Mother Hen of IW. Mage extraordinair, Pin-Up Girl for the OLD-COOTS Magey-Wagey: performer in the Nekked Dancing Trio of the ORT. Hopeless Romantic *sigh* |
Oh LS and Mel, please! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/rolleyes.gif
It's not that I don't like DM enough to marry her, I'm just too young for such a commitment. Besides, my mother would want to meet her first, to make sure she's 'suitable' http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hihi.gif |
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Looks like I get to give Mel an Atomic Wedgie (must hurt on thongs :O) and a thwap with a fluffy pillow
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Actually, you never took me up on that bet, and even if you did, you never betted that they would be FASTER than five minutes! So............. *gives LS ultra-atomic wedgie, whacks him with an extra-fluffy pillow, then darts behind a few tables laughing like mad* ------------------ Melusine, Sultry Elflet, High Queen of Fluffies, Archbabe of the OHF, LH, HADB and ORT! http://www.angelfire.com/anime2/memnoch/mel1.gif Your voice is ambrosia Amy Brown Fantasy Art |
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*Swings on his chair precariously* so, hey, er.... *hic* could you perhaps give me your AIM name so that we can make proper *hic* arrangements? And so that we can talk again some other time, given that it's time for bed over here? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif
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