Kivan picks his teeth and shouts for some food, he then cuts the legs off of a spider thats trying to drains his bodily fluids and nails it to the ceiling.

What a good idea!!
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Tiddles... spiders - kill!
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The cute little pooch the nundergoes a strange transformation. Spikes rip out of his hide, he incr4eases in size until he would dwarf a horse, talons rip out of his paws, a crusty bony carapace forms on his body. At blinding speed he rips all the little spideys to bits and plays 'roll over' o nthem. Then, when all are gone, he is just a cute little pooch again
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"Good boy" - I think he's earned some extra biscuits - he likes those
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Kivan makes a mental note about not making that dog angry, and then continues shouting for food, while waiting for someone to bring him some food he starts throwing his sword into the air and grabbing it again.

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Patience is a virtue. Tra la!
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Gamora and Sil bring in a huge platter wiht a deliciously cooked roast pig dripping in honey and lying on a bed of chestnuts. It smells divine! Lord Shield refills your tankard as Gamora (the green girl with the tail) serves the food to all and sundry. I'm quite pleased with how the cook's food came out

Kivan takes a fork from his backpack and uses his Vorpal Blade as a knife and starts eating.

That must be awkward. The Vorpal Blade is a 2-handed sword. oh well.
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Lord Shield shuffles over to the trees to spray them. That'll take care of the nest

Ahh finally Azure thinks the food has arrived.
He decides he has to be satisfied with the stringy cooked meat in front of him, in place of the usual raw steaming meat he fills his gullet with.
"More beer!" He shouts to the bartender glaring at him for the poor quiality meat.
He feels his territory is being infringed upon by tiddles but thinks he will tolerate the pup since it looks harmless. But it pays to be careful especially after the display with the spiders.

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Nah, it ain't too awkward, the only problem is that if you drop the sword it goes through the table, and maybe your leg if you are a bit unlucky.

Kivan, downs the entire flagon of beer in on swallow, he then bangs it on the table shouting for a refill and continues eating.

Lord Shield shuffles over to AzureWolf. "My apologies, I forgot your tastes". He passes his hand over the meat and regresses the cooking so it is back to its raw, edible (for you) state. The meat is delicious. As apology, he gives you a free beer to follow your current one

Azure growls his approval pleased with the change to his meal thinking this place might be satisfactory for him after all. Deciding to keep his wits about him in this den of madmen he drinks his beer slowly savouring the taste, eating mouthfuls of meat in between swigs.
Eying the elf who dragged him in appreciativly, Azure sits back and relaxes passing the time away

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

After caleb has broken every table from his thick head modifyer(modifier? I DONT KNOW REEKA WONT TELL ME) he goes up to the bartender and ask for a shot of jack daniels and asprin.

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Kivan asks if anyone wants to challenge him to a dwarf throwing contest, we'll only use Dark Dwarves, gnomes and halflings are also allowed, minotaurs only if they are polymorphed into squirrels. http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Azure looks pleased, finally his dreams of launching minotaurs has come to fruitation. Rubbing his hands together gleefully he sits down and thinks to himself of the joys ahead.
Lazily waving the bartender for another beer he contemplates what new devious tricks he can come up with next. Maybe launching Caleb on a catapault!
But thinks this is my time off and I want to relax, have a couple of beers and pick up a buxom wench.

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"I was born of darkness. My fathers eyes closed before mine opened. I am not of this world or the other, and I have the right to be what I am..."

Tancred watches the construction of the minotaur catapult with interest, an expression of contented puzzlement playing across his face. He sups a little more wine.
"You know," he says to no-one in particular, "I had the strangest dream up there. There was this arena, and... and lots of Drow... brr."

Tancred

Kivan orders a truckload of drunken dwarves, some gnomes and a box of halflings, as well as a pair of minotaurs and "polymorph other" scrolls, he then starts assembling a catapult.

The shadow returns to the bar and it would seem the bar has a new shine to it. familiar faces and the same old drunks mean that this is the same bar as before.

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ShadowMaster of the Theives of Darkness. I'm also an ice cream man!

Who are you calling drunks Angel yells out.

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Caleb the monk yells out "IM CALLING YOU A DRUNK ELF! YOU WANT SOME A DIS?"

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Caleb get a chair throwen at him and smacks him in the head and knocks him cold.
Angel then apologizes to the bartender and gives him 200gp for the damages.

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"Well ELF im calling YOU a drunk. I see the only thing you've been looking into the last half an hour is 5 tankards of that disgusting Evermead of yours. If you had any more of that bacteria infested horse urine you might go completely blind."

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ShadowMaster of the Theives of Darkness. I'm also an ice cream man!

It is not Evermead ale it is Evermeet Ale. Evermeet Ale is the finest Ale around.

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"really?, i would bet that shadodark ale to be the best and cheapest ale anywhere."
the assassin takes a swig of his ale.
"yep, thats good shit"

Well mine is the best at 200gp per tankard

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Killer comes back to the bar kick vicona out(not kill her later i kill her)
and trow his sword troght neebers brain(no one can die in this bar remember)

Killer comes back to the bar kick vicona out(not kill her later i kill her)
and trow his sword troght neebers brain(no one can die in this bar remember)

jag ska bryta nacken av vicona den där drow bithen

"well shadowdark ale has magical enchantments on it and it is brewed by drow priestess' and is the favourite of the drow. it gives immunity to +1 weapons."

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Big deal.

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well then how obut a little scoling

i forgot hre is some drow heads from the under dark on pikes and dropps blood sorry bartender to much blood

and i got sword+10 aist all moster(magigal thing

scoling?
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oh well. Lord Shield watches the catapult pieces. Fond memories retruning to him, he assists in the manufacture. We'll have to take it out the back so the ammunition doesn't smack the ceiling. I reckon we can aim it so it lands on the Order of the Radiant Heart. We should be able to pack 20 minotaur-squirrels in one shot. If we put them in a sack, I can create a 'cursed scroll' to attach to the bag. When the first Order member reads it, the squirrels will un-polymorph
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hey killer have you noticed the irony? you claim to have killed many drows recently and you have the heads to prove it but have you looked at your post nickname? it says drow warrior. killing your own kind are you?

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must find gman

,the, ironi this only a name on post and it is only the harbers left (Killer smiles) then a pure light and enerigy floows and killer is gone fore a whgilwe
the carnage is back soon patioence
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death is the way of life Killer

All through the night, nobody noticed the two sitting in a corner. Link and the Cloaked One talked for hours, and nobody seemed to notice them (As Caleb is unconscious, nobody is screaming patheticaly for asprins, and all seems to be quiet) Their chat seemed endless, but at some point the Cloaked One, now known to Link as Atuan, has to leave. Link has learned a great deal about Atuan, and now knows how he could approach Link without Link noticing him.
" Where are you going" Link asks
" To boldly go where no man has gone before" Atuan answers, and immediately the bar is silent. They know what Atuan is talking about. They realize the grave danger he's about to call upon himself.
" But why?" Link suddenly talks louder. It is not in his nature to talk this loud.
" I need to. You might know about the Song of the Sages. I am trying to find the artifact, which the song tells us about.
Nobody can speak a word as Atuan disappears into thin air, and the bar is silent for some time.

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In the foul darkness one figure will emerge to save the world from evil and despair.... Light flashes as his sword comes down, and thunder rolls through the sky when he points his sword up to heaven to signal his victory....People whisper his name as he walks by, evil tries to hide as they sense his presence nearby.... His name? Link......

Whassat? Melusine doesn't geddit!
Oh well, whatever...I'm hungry!!!!!!!!! That roast meat with honey and chestnuts sounds delightful, LS! Melusine nicks a Small Shield +1 from one of the warriors, turns it upside down and holds it out for Gamora to fill with food. I said HUNGRY and I always mean what I sayhttp://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/xomunch.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/xomunch.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/xomunch.gif http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...miles/lurk.gif



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Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
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Your voice is ambrosia

canamuch artifackt?

MUST KILL GMAN

WHO IS GMAN???????

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Melusine, Archbabe of the Order of the Holy Flame and the Laughing Hyenas, &
Official Entertainer Elf of the BG2 Bar
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Your voice is ambrosia

FROM HALF-LIFE and xfiles(movie)