Put that away, zekke. If I'd valiantly fought those hippos off with that hypnotic yoyo you gave me, you'd have forgotten it all long ago, now wouldn't you? A fine story to tell your children, I'd imagine, if you ever manage to keep your leather in the closet long enough to attract a sucker. Suitor. As for me, I'm staying right out of your way from now on in.

Cloudbringer, you know I'm always game. That knight you insist on seeing might have something to say, though.

Armisael -
Not the response I was nudging for. "Oh well, be that way then!" Ladyzekke crosses her arms and stalks away mumbling "geez, can't even take a joke..."

(peers up)
Uh oh. Now, you knew I was kidding, right? I'm just smiley challenged, that's all. Here, put this at the end of the paragraph and see if it makes it easier to deal with. You've got Tobbin and Jerome after you, ne? I have a wicked sense of humour. Sorry. Here, I'll kiss it and make it all better.

ahem...(LOL) LadyWendy, he IS smiley-challenged and maybe I'm just er, familiar with his .... uh dry/droll sense of humor but I thought he was kidding, honest! Awww, come back and play with us!!!! (I said "droll" not "troll", come back!) LOL!


Armie: anytime, anytime! (uh our conversations go into the "Cb only- not Stormy stuff" box and that way my poor beleagured BK doesn't feel abandoned. He's soooooo wonderful! But...uh, if you've seen the 'where are we' (or is it the what ages are we?) thread...I think you are giving him ideas...oooooooo-eeeee, YESSSSS! hahahahaha!

Cloudbringer (btw, nice poem in Wah's thread, Armie!)

My very own box, eh? Is it pink?

ARGH! ARGH! ARGH....sigh, why oh why didn't I see that one coming?! Blindsided me, Armie! No fair!

No, it's alabaster pearl with 'Pandora' neatly etched on the lid! pffffft!


Ok, so you owed me for the leather and pink heels.... touche, sweeting, touche!!!


Cloudbringer

Aw, now you're hurting my feelings. Ow. Can't I even have a look, or perhaps a feel? I'm intelligent, charming, witty and wise (apparently). Next you'll be telling me you've got a headache (or carpel tunnel).

ROTFL! You are sooooo bad! No headache, but maybe I'll hold out for the black leather. (gales of laughter) And buy a girl a drink and dinner at least, huh?

Sigh, oh well, ok, I suppose you have to keep the family jewels somewhere!


Cloudbringer

Not even the strongest tequila could be as warm and delicious as you. I'd even wear my wallet as a loincloth. Or maybe not.

WARNING: The following content may be unsuitable for younger viewers. Parental discretion is advised

Armie: mmmmmmm yummmy!


turbovee: HAHAHAHAHA! I love it! You peeping tom, you! ROTFL! Voyeurism is alive and well in BG2! ( I cannot stop laughing, you two)

Hey, to quote Mae West "When I'm good, I'm good, but when I'm bad, I'm better!"


My new sig? hahahahahhaaha!

Cloudgiggler

Armie:

Ok, now with the warning in place, and blushing sooooo profusely, the coup de grace: And just how big is that wallet of yours, anyway Armie?

hey, lbm? You still in your chair, or do I have to come to CA and pick you up off the floor?!

Cloudbringer

Didn't catch that second part, Cloudbringer. Is that an invitation? You could make satan choke on fairy floss, love.

I'm still in my chair, had to go get a towel to wipe off my screen. Kept fogging up for some reason.

Hmm... are you talking about the wallet, or the jewels?

CB rapidly scrolls up and down and still is not sure what answer applies to which question--- Uh Armie? Which second half was that? Invitation, well, of course! 'bout time, doncha think? hehehe You flatterer, you! Um, well, it was a question about the wallet, dear, but of course in reality a thinly veiled inquiry into the, er appraised value of said family gems....(warm winsome smile).


FireStorm

aha- just checked...fairy floss = cotton candy, no?


Enlightened Cloud

Appraised value? Well, I'm not sure, do you want me to consult a jeweller or make an estimation myself?
Yes, fairy floss is cotton candy. Culture clash... my mistake.

the light dawns- ah yes, invitiation...well, like I said, I do have the jewlery box and it is currently empty....(oh geeez- major capillary overload)



Cloudykins

Armie: ROTFL and major capillary overload
Fairy floss is such a sweeter phrase, but you don't want to know what I thought it might mean before I looked it up! er, in the context of the then current dialog...hahahahaha -

So, Armie, are you just calmly reading this in the office or did we at least break a sweat? (giggle)


turbo? you still wiping that monitor off? hahahaha


FireStorm

Oh I think you can appraise for me, I trust you! LOL!


Cloudjeweler

Not quite... keep going like this and you might manage to squeeze a blush out of me. It's a hot day here, after all. I know fairy floss conjures up some interesting pictures, but I forgot it was called something else in the states.

Well, it might be a snug fit, let me put it that way. Why, what size is that box?

Ehm is this thread rated G, PG, M, MA, or R?

Wait...Cloudflirter and Evil Armie are in it, so it must be...
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*wipes forehead*

OOOOH YESS! Memnoch is peeping too...well well well...I had my suspicions! LOLOLOL!


UH, Armie: Like I said elsewhere , very low mileage model. In fact I'd say the hinges are barely worn....tight fit, no doubt. (slow spreading smile)

And with that darling, I bid you a good night, I'm off to bed- why do I know I'll never get much sleep if I peek into this board at night! Too damn steamy and warm in here--a regular sauna!

--Night turbo and Memny- Got swept up in the vortex, tonight, Memny! I'm a very amused Storm-Queen now!

Argh, she beats me again. 'Night, and make sure you use those kevlar sheets.

Good night cloudsleeper

(all of sudden turbo's screen begins to clear up)

One last post, then I really am going to bed...you fellows will have to stop being so much fun to play with or Cloudy's going to pass out from exhaustion again.

Checkmate? Well, I doubt any game of ours will end in anything but a draw, Armie! The sheets- nah, I'm getting used to spontaneously combustible bedding. LOL!

hey turbo! Look at this, you guys kept me up waaaaay past my bedtime again! hehehe

That sounds about right. Seems like we're running the BG2 Board's Club X. Come one, come all, see the sexually explicit ramblings of two fairly sick... er... abstract minded people. The words box, button, honey and jewellery will never be the same again. Steam clean your monitor at no extra charge.

Cloudwhizzer,
Low mileage?
Cloudspammer's posts as of today = 1018 (fastest to 1000 and fast closing in on Rikard's 1300+ posts)
Cloudstreaker's PPD = 29.4

So who's the Turbocloud now?

She's locked in on Da Big Enchilada, fallen angel Armisael, 2210 posts, 19.2 ppd. She's homing in on you, and she won't let you go...

This post deleted upon further consideration.

*Steps off soap box*

*blood pressure returns to normal*

Armie: sick? Humph!

Tobbin: ? soap box...that sounds like I'm being taken to task again...sigh..


Memnoch: hehehe...you left the Eye of the Hurricane, silver-tongue, how's it feel to be in the vortex? hahahaha!


Storm-Queen

Memnoch, Memnoch, those pesky number things again...sigh.. What does a girl have to do take your mind off them? (if the above exchanges didn't do it, I don't think I want to know! hahaha) Sheesh... So, does that mean the record of the Mighty Memnoch SpamKING has fallen?! Whoa! Er, sorry, Memny, I didn't mean to take the crown, honest! Want it back? I can start answering posts in batches- 10 answers to a post...hehehe


SpamQueenSupreme

Me? SPAMKing? Cloudwaffler, how could you hurt me so?

Now, if the above was a typo and you really meant SPANKing, then I'm up for that...

Hey, is Geocities down or something. I can't see any of the signatures of people with Geocities. Everyone else is coming up fine though. The soapbox message wasn't particularly aimed at you dear CB. It was more for what else was going on. I thought some people might take offense though, so I removed it.

Um, something wierd was happening with Geocities earlier, i couldn't see my sig or Stealth's.

I noticed the sig prob when I posted earlier, but is looks ok now.

Tobbin: Uh that was clear as mud, but ok!

Memnoch: Ouch, now it's getting too warm in my office! ....ssssssizzle..... now I have you and Evil Armie in that vortex...sigh...I swear you two are going to get me in all sorts of hot water around here...I'm gonna have to learn to control the unbelievably strong urge to 'one up' you guys all the time or I'm going to have the Cyberpolice knocking on my door! And I meant SPAMking you naughty namer! Although.....detouring as suggested...hahahahahahaha


BigBadCloud

See Memny? I was very good. I didn't take the bait. You said you were 'up for a spanking' and I didn't touch it..er, oh my... uh, well...(megablush) OOOOOOH you are devious...


CloudFire, removing the snare from her left ankle

GoodMorning. Glad to see that when the Knights away, the Clouds all play. Tisk tisk You really shouldn't be supercharging poor Armie. Probably has enough "stress" on that part of the body as it is. (sigh) to be young and in love . . .

Sigs look find to me, BTW. They didn't five minutes ago. Whatever needed worked out must of, well, worked out.

Oh yeah, since there is a Cb only box, what color is my Stormcloud box? hehehehe.

BK