OK - In some places of the world, they eat dogs. In other places they eat rats. But 'ratty dogs' ???.

I prefer to look at them as a kind of chicken. If we are going to make a market for roasted kobold, I guess we have to come up with a better name than kobold (or even 'ratty dogs').

Lets have a brain storm to find a real good name, before we apply for the trademark.

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BTW: I will suggest: "Sword Coast Chicken".

OK - In some places of the world, they eat dogs. In other places they eat rats. But 'ratty dogs' ???.

I prefer to look at them as a kind of chicken. If we are going to make a market for roasted kobold, I guess we have to come up with a better name than kobold (or even 'ratty dogs').

Lets have a brain storm to find a real good name, before we apply for the trademark.

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BTW: I will suggest: "Sword Coast Chicken". </font>[/QUOTE]Fire Chicken?

Nah, SCFC, (Sword Coast Fried Chicken), now in original or new crispy flavor.

P.S. We DO NOT promote the breeding of genetically engineered beakless, featherless kobolds, err.... "chickens" (besides koblods never had beaks or feathers to begin with)

[ 09-11-2003, 03:10 PM: Message edited by: Firestormalpha ]

How about...
RAT-WURST!!!!
Perfect for those kobold sausages.
Or...
Kentucky freid kobold and a pizza hut.

Buy a family package and get a free cup of the original Yip-Yap-Dip

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Hey guys I know I havent' disscused in the kobold matter but........

I know you guys won't mind if I go to graveyards dig up the recently buried and chop the parts into itsy bitsy pieces and hand out to Ko and his friends as goody bags!

You won't find it wrong if the kobolds at my secret base guarded camp with many traps go out once and a while. Kill a few kids peaseants here and there and take back their bodies and roast them and have them for dinner.


Or teach them my other skill at sorcery and have them cast fireballs at the local citizens of the sword coast. Or you know I with my funds open a resturant that is only reserved for kobolds. The meals humans!!

Now I ask you this. If you can eat them then WHY can't we eat them!

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<font size=5> HYPOCRITE YOU FOOLS DID THE EXACT SAME ACTIONS TO THEM </font>

I think it's called a food chain, and you see it throughout nature. Worms don't eat birds, mice don't eat cats, kobolds usually don't eat humans. I think it's because the meat gets tougher the further you move up.

Sythe you can stop campaigning in this thread. You missed the boat. The senate already classified the kobold as food not people. Get over it and join me for lunch at the new SCFC.

You kow, I do belive Scythe has a point. It does seem a bit... evil to eat them, you know.
Not that I'm changing sides or anything, I'm still all for slaying the evil ones, but, EATING them...

I think Sythe is planning a kobold revolution with his kobolds, he is also going to attack sword coast by the looks of it.

*looks up worriedly at Scythe's thread* I think he's becoming a kobold :D

KAK unite against the kobold. Special offer on Sword Coast Chicken.

Look, I refuse to eat anything! You don't know what's in it!

Some people doesn't eat chicken either.

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BTW: Here in Denmark there have been happenings, where some people (a political minority) had accused butchers for murder and thrown rocks through the windows in their shops.

IMO People are free to eat meat or/and vegetables as they like. I like to eat both kind of food. I have seen a chicken been decapitated with an axe, and been eating the same (now roasted) chicken at dinner. For many people in the big cities, it is a shock to them to 'find out' that the steak or drum stick they are eating, once was a piece of living creature.

I am not a hunter myself, but IMO nothing could be better than hunting down your own food, killing it and eating it for dinner.

Good kobold hunting! ;)

Sometimes they stuff chicken full of water and other animals.

Maybe that's what happens to kobolds.

Firestroma I was not campaigning. Before kobolds were classified as meals I campaigned about giving them rights equal to us. I was making everyone more aware of their actions. There was rumors going around that I am building an army that consists of kobolds. The rumors are not true, you need not worry of things that will never happen. And Dragonshadow I am not a kobold or changing into one. And my name is certainly not Scythe. Please make sure there is no c won't you? I forgot to post one last thing I was going to say in my last post. It is a tale and a true story that has been repeated many times. Note: I know most of you have read this before. I have added a little something extra at the end and made some corrections. I suggest you read it again as a reminder.

There was a young kobold named Ko. He lived in his small family hut waiting for his father to bring back some food. The father kobold came back and brought in a rabbit. The father placed the rabbit on the small table and put a wand next to it. Little did the Ko know what doom the wand would bring to all in the village. The father told his son while hunting he saw a wand shoot something red (Magic Missile) and kill a rabbit and the wand's wielder. A woman is robes The woman aimed the wand at Ko's father but the charges on the wand ran out(So the mage thought) and threw it at the kobold. And decided not to use any of her spells on a kobold.

The woman walked away and the kobold father examined it and something red came out of it and hit a nearby tree. The mage spun around and saw there was still some charges left. The woman started casting a spell and the kobold was running although there was a whip on his back and seized the rabbit while running.

The father told his tale and was about to dine with his son. Suddenly there was screams (Actually it sounds likes yips yips to us). The father went outside and saw the sorceress and other humans slaying kobolds. The woman cast a bolt of lightning at an kobold. The bolt went in a line and so there was four dead kobold bodies. Ko's father was one of the four. There was absolute chaos in the tribe. The kobolds unsheathed their weapons, nocked their arrows and attacked. But in the end the resistance was futile. Ko ran away and looked back just as a adventurer killed a kobold mother holding her child. The human didn't spare the babe's life.

Ko managed to flee into the forest. The tired kobold reached another tribe and told them of the incident.

Meanwhile the human woman wizard picked up the wand Ko's dead father held. The adventurers left with no remorse for what they have commited.

It's sadder still things similar to this happen even today. And that now kobolds are classified as food. People will now hunt them for two reasons : For food and the profit of selling them dead or alive to butchers.

I am just making all of you more aware of the acts that you are commiting.

[ 09-15-2003, 04:38 PM: Message edited by: Sythe ]

Sythe, your potential for falsehood's never ceases to appal me.

Wauw that woman just invented KoKo Pop [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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[ 09-16-2003, 04:01 AM: Message edited by: InsaneBane ]

Wauw that woman just invented KoKo Pop [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

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Insane </font>[/QUOTE][img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img] Even though I find that wrong Insane it's still funny.

Thanks ;)

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Sorry, but you know me_can't spell to save my life.Don't worry, I'll remember in futer that there is no c.
Before you accuse me of eating them, I decided not to. Your story touched my heart. [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] Oh yeah, I'm still gonna kill 'em, but I won't disturb their body, save for firing a few more arrows, to keep them dead, and if I'm in a bad mood, ripping out their hearts. :D

Don't be so hypocritical yourself Sythe. You complain that DragonShadow mispells your name when you've done the same to me in that same post.

It's Firestormalpha, friend. Get it right, or stop griping at Dragonshadow.

Don't be so hypocritical yourself Sythe. You complain that DragonShadow mispells your name when you've done the same to me in that same post.

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Originally posted by Sythe: Firestroma I was not campaigning.

It's Firestormalpha, friend. Get it right, or stop griping at Dragonshadow. </font>[/QUOTE]Then please accept my apologies.

Appology is gladly accepted. Just reread my previous post, and found it to sound a little over the top. My appologies on that note.

If you're done calling each other names, we might be able to continue our discussion on how to promote the 'Sword Coast Fried Chicken' Restaurants (aka SCFC).

We must come up with some special kind of meals, though yet so common that the masses will like it (and spend a lot of money to buy them [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img] ). What about:

12 pcs of fried SCC in KoKonut milk
Large Koleslaw
Korn Kob
Large Koca Kola

only 1.5 GP

Todays special offer: Free cup of Koffee with the meal.


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I still refuse to by any kobold products until a time when you can give me a list of ingredients.
Good to knw you're not turning into a kobold, Sythe.

SCFC^TM is garantied genuine low fat meat from wild living creatures that had suffered a quick and painless dead.
SCFC^TM contains no synthetic food additives (flawors, colouring agents, etc).

_{Warning for allergy sufferers: This product might contain traces of metal (both magical and non-magical), wood and poison}

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[ 09-18-2003, 08:54 AM: Message edited by: InsaneBane ]

Ooh, yes please! I'll take two!

That'll be 3GP. Do you want any extras?

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Yeah a Koffee and a kobold delight please

<font color=lightgreen>Sorry peeps, yesterday I accidently drove over a kobold and it died! So sorry peeps!
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[ 09-20-2003, 04:21 PM: Message edited by: Zuvio ]

Zuvio!!! that's one less kobold that we can cook according to health regulations. Go get a spatula, scrape him off the road, and have him preserved then framed. Put him up in the front parlor and invite Sythe over to show it off. :D

Special offer!!

SCFC pancake menu
Only 1.48GP

This offer is only available to our Drive-Inn costumers.

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I won't be eating them myself, but I'll happily supply the corpses.

Has anyone noticed that they usually come in a six-pack or greater size? :D

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He guys! I'm going on a kobold killing spree later, hunting down the evil ones and seeing them DIE. Anyone want to help?

DS

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As a high level archer I would love to join the hunt for kobolds. It's very interesting actually, for every arrow I fire at a kobold I get another 20! I wonder how the other 19 arrows got there?