Up ahead in the distance I saw the light streaming out in the narrow cave passage from the bar. I heard the merry din and laughter of old friends reminiscing after ages of not having seen one another. Already I could tell that my plan had worked, and that the Boogre Bar had once again become the centre of gossip reminiscence of all the Gael Serran.
Walking up to the bar counter I blushed slightly as I realized what a mistake I had made the other day... "I am so sorry I did not recognize you, Jafin, I simply do not know what became of me, but perhaps it was all because I was so depressed by the desolation of your fine bar. My eyes were all blurred with the tears that I had tried so desperately to keep back. I do hope you can forgive my terrible mistake???". "Oh... and by the way: A decaffeinated Mana Max Potion, please!"

Dear friends, lords, ladies, fellow adventures and clansmen; ye noble heroes of varied foreign visage from far flung origins: I greet you all. I beg you to delve deeply into your gallant souls and display a gracious tolerance ........
................................................. [img]graemlins/uhoh2.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]
Dandad

"AHHHHHHHH!!!!!" Macoati screams as he runs towards the back door.

"He's at it again! Somebody! Anybody! Please, make it stop! Oh please...please, make it stop."

*A quiet whimper escapes his lips as he is trapped by the fluidity of the words. His eyes glaze over and drool begins to seep from his mouth*

[ 02-08-2003, 08:41 PM: Message edited by: macoati ]

Ahhh. Meeting all you fine people here sure is a treat. I just dropped by for a decaffeinated Mana Max Potion to ensure that this topic would keep on popping up on top. And once again: My apologies for my mistake earlier this week, Jafin.

wow, it's getting even more chaotic in here lately.........guess i'll juz get myself a drink......

Dear friends, lords, ladies, fellow adventures and clansmen; ye noble heroes of varied foreign visage from far flung origins: I greet you all .................
Dear friends, lords, ladies, fellow adventures and clansmen; ye noble heroes of varied foreign visage from far flung origins: I greet you all .................
Dear friends, lords, ladies, fellow adventures and clansmen; ye noble heroes of varied foreign visage from far flung origins: I greet you all .................

There, at last the foul fiend's infection has run its course and is finally finished, cleansed, purified, purged and ............. Hello, anybody there? Where are you? You can come out now! :confused:

Dandad

*Macoati's mouth slowly closes. His hand reaches up to his face and comes away wet. Eyes still glazed he stares at his hand not understanding the presence of moisture.*

"Uh, could somebody explain why I'm lying on the floor without a hangover?"

*Macoati rises stiffly to his feet and approaches the bar*

"Jafin, my tongue seems to be a bit dry", he croaks. "Would you mind filling up a couple pitchers for me?"

*Comes out, removing wax plugs from his ears. Glances at his timepiece*

Over forty-eight hours... hmmmm.... not bad for a Sebastio recovery.

You must have talked with him about just one quest, Dandad. If you get two or three quests in a day's time, you're usually useless for a week or more, and we have to bind you, gag you, and stick you in the Boogre Bar cellars until it runs its course.

Next time, try a pair of these wax earplugs. They help to minimize the amount of sound that actually gets through, and may be just the thing between you and your sanity. And ours, for that matter.

Jafin! A mug of something soothing for Dandad, if you please. Gotta get that nasty taste out of his mouth, I expect.

I thank you my lords for your exceeding great concern and generous offers of remedial refreshment. I must confess that even yet I am plagued by curious and most strangely insistent urges to further indulge in grandiloquent linguistic intercourse; to narrate with appropriate eloquent flourishes how the effusive elocutions of the sermonising Sebastio.....................My aplogies I must curtail this most elevating discourse since my most beautious spouse demands my presence.

Dandad.

In the taverns of Valeia, Ishad N'ha, and Brimloch Roon, there is a sign above the counter saying: "No pixies". What is your attitude to this discriminating message, and what is your policy towards pixies, Jafin?
Pixies are not bad they just have a very small body mass which causes them to get drunk quite often. This of course often results in a brawl. Furthermore they often steal, and they are quite difficult to catch when they have taken to their wings. But they are really okay. I mean deep down they are really okay. Honestly, they are. I am not kidding... I think...

[ 02-10-2003, 12:21 PM: Message edited by: bsftcs ]

They thought that they can win me! But no!
( Managed to win the evil flue! )
One classic Stout Ale, please...

* hörps... *
* Köh!! *

Could you warm this little bit, I think my throat cannot handle cold drink yet... But feaver is over, that's good thing.

* Takes another svig from (hot) ale and turns head to look into bar... *
What's happened here fellows?! Did I miss something?

Dang the posts on this Boogre Bar just Fly up there. You guys sure do post alot. Well I mainly came to tell you guys of our site. Jafin and I are working on it. We aren't close to being finished but we are making good progress. Wish us luck in making it. Until Next time.

Good luck, Lou & Jafin [img]smile.gif[/img]

"Would somebody please thank Dandad's spouse for us? Jafin, would you happen to have another set of those earplugs about?"

*drops a heavy purse on the bar"

Good luck from me as well. I hope this does not mean that we will be getting a new bartender?

I am SO stupid, i spent 4 hours trying to find the collasium in the enchanted sea only to find out (well actualy remember) that it is in the lost sea, so dumb [img]graemlins/dunce.gif[/img]

haha, next time be sure to check ur location ;) !
WAT?! Jafin is gona leave us here???!!! oh NO.......so who is gona be our new bartender??? (i hope it isnt chi master, coz he might juz drink all the wine up and leave none for us! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img] )

"One Boogre brew for everyone here please barkeep on my tab" says the drunk man

[ 02-12-2003, 01:10 PM: Message edited by: Dude 77 ]

Hmmm. Thank's Dude 77, I might have one beer, again...
Last night I was with my friend in our traditional bar and we drank until the bar closed at 04.00...

Now I woke up at 07.00 and went into school... We drank over 4 litre of beer and couple of drinks and I feel that I'm still drunk. I slept 2,5h and I'm tired too...

So don't drink too much, or too long!
There's no use for that, I can say!

WHAT?!?!?! u mean u can drink beer IN SCHOOL???!!! :eek: oh my goodness, how can that be? *faints*

I just wanted to share a round with you on my tab to celebrate my new title as dungeon master. I had come to be rather patriotic being an Elite Waterdeep Guard, since the four crusader shields making up the logo for that title were actually the same as miniature Danish flags.
Keep them coming, Jafin. Oh, and one decaffeinated Mana Max Potion for me, please.

Dear friends, lords, ladies, fellow adventures and clansmen; ye noble heroes of varied foreign visage from far flung origins: I greet you all. I am delighted to find the bar once more humming with activity and reeling with revelry.
On a number of occasions recently when I was able to seek a short solace from the rigours of combating tyranny and terror I found myself all alone in this bar with only the diminishing echoes of running footsteps, slamming doors and awful, anguished and acutely agonised moans.
But to the business in hand. I wish to convey my appreciation to those most kind and thoughtful patrons of this establishment who have displayed their unselfish, chivalrous and considerate natures by entreating my beauteous spouse to insist that I take a long break for the sake of my health!!
She, the delight of my life and light of my soul, was most urgent and almost hysterical in pursuading me that it would be appropriate and life enhancing to make a pilgrimage to a most elevated hostelry in a place called Knights Bridge?
She says from here we could pay tribute to Lord Harrods, see the Queen and visit Les Miserables to remind us of how lucky we are.
Reluctantly therefore I must lay down my arms and armour, deprive myself of your noble company and wallow in unmanly luxury for a short while. But do not despair. I shall return. Hope to catch up with you soon!?

Dandad

No we still can't ( and hope we never will... ) drink in school, I
was at bar at night and drink there too much...
Then I get home at 04.00 and went into school at 08.00...
But 'cause I didn't sleep so much and drink too much, I was drunk in school,
sure I didn't drink there anymore... ;)

what?! u were drunk in SCHOOL?!?!?! then wat will happen if the teachers see u walking around like a zombie or looking like a blurr sotong ball in class???

With a slight of hand movement from the cat in a hat, a mysterious shimmering bubble forms around the lips of our friend Dandad. Whew, thank goodness for silence spells. That should hold him for a few.

Thanks for a warm return to the board. For I have ventured away far too long and far.

I'm currently in the Western World, thank goodness! Though we yet to know what the future has in store for us. Possibly the land of sand I have come to hate so much. Yet, there is word of other issues that may require ones specialties in yet another region. A region that I have yet to experience, where the terrian is treacherous, and the inhabitants are very devoted and loyal. This land has been for many moons, and has honored many Loyal Samurai and true Ninja warriors. A place that can make one wonder, and ponder, a place that knows no fear, does not recognize the sign of advancement, and believes not in the technology of others. The people are proud for what they are, have been, and yet to be!

Hmm, that spell was a little strong, I hope he can at least breathe.

Bar keep, another round for all. Put it on Dandads tab, he won't complain.

Felix

Now that it is Valentine's Day, I suppose it must be "singles' night" here in the bar. (Sigh). Well the first round is on me then. Keep them coming, Jafin.

Ah, a few brews to parch the throat. Thanks to all for the drinks and especially to Felix for that spell. Last time Dandad got started I completely forgot about life in general! Now we can at least drink in something resembling the norm for Jafin's bar.

teehee! did anyone got out wif their GFs on valentines??? :D :D :D

Sadly, I rolled in from Virginia around 9:30 Friday night, just in time to give my beloved a card and watch her fall asleep.

At least I didn't forget [img]smile.gif[/img]

i just dug out my old balders gate cds and am giving them a try because i finaly figured out how to play it! yeah

LiOnHe@rT :
Well I was only at some 'listening course'...
Of course I wouldn't go into electrical laboratory at drunk nor in some other class where I can do some serious damage... [img]smile.gif[/img]
All went well, but Don't encourage anyone to do same ;)

P.s. And I took my GF out in Valentines day...

woohoo! way to go olli!!! but dun tell me u got drunk AGAIN on ur VALENTINE?! okok forget i asked that......
well then, u could at least fall asleep in that "listening course" right? if there were dozens of students there then i'm very sure that the lecturer wouldnt even see ur sleeping face.....mostly....... :D

Absolutely not! [img]smile.gif[/img] We had long nice night, just two of us...
I'm so excited! I'm going into cruise at wednesday!
There's gonna be plenty of students in the Lost Sea! ;)
Now LiOnHe@rT ! Let's have some Nymph Coffee, I'll buy you [img]smile.gif[/img]

Edited to get your name right! ( allways forgot that @ )

[ 02-17-2003, 01:21 PM: Message edited by: Olli Kalma ]

Hello, friends! It is nice to see so many people in the bar even without my having to tell any embarassing tales. Does anybody know why our bartender has not come here recently? Not that I have anything against bars with self-service, though.

Absolutely not! [img]smile.gif[/img] We had long nice night, just two of us...
I'm so excited! I'm going into cruise at wednesday!
There's gonna be plenty of students in the Lost Sea! ;)
Now LiOnHe@rT ! Let's have some Nymph Coffee, I'll buy you [img]smile.gif[/img]

Edited to get your name right! ( allways forgot that @ )</font>[/QUOTE]the Lost......Sea? oh har har, be sure not to run into any boogres there!
and dun worry bout my name, many ppl cant get it right on the 1st few times though... really breaks my heart [img]graemlins/crying.gif[/img] ......
thx for the coffee! although a bit salty in taste it still is able to keep me awake! want another boogre brew or are u working on not getting drunk again? [img]smile.gif[/img]
edited coz i forgot the coffee part..... [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]

[ 02-18-2003, 08:48 AM: Message edited by: LiOnHe@rT ]

Barkeep! A round for the house on my finally getting to be an Emerald Dragon! And from what I read, it's gonna be a lo-o-o-ong time before that changes, so enjoy every drop, boys and girls [img]smile.gif[/img]

And a special drink for Nutman when he shows up. He's defeated Cet, and his party has *got* to be thirsty by now!

congrats bungleau on making Emerald Dragon!!! but when will it be till u get ur next promotion?

If you click on the "Rules and Regulations" link up top, there's a list of ranks and post levels. Emerald Dragon runs from 1000 to 1499, so five hundred more posts!

Get used to those little emeralds, 'cause they're going to be around me for a while [img]smile.gif[/img]

Congratulations on the promotion, Bungleau. I just wanted to drop by for a quick toughen potion and see who was around. Does anyone around here know why our regular bartender has not been around for a while?

Congrats Bungleau !
I'll waiting my promotion not so far...

Yes please, Now it would make good to me to drink one beer, thank's B. !

Our little jorney into Gulf of the Finland went really great.
I found whiskey 1 litre at 19.90€ !! it was Ballantine's...
To notice we have so strick alcohol tax in Finland :( I know that beyond the gulf you can get bottle of booze only 2€!

Well no I have two litre of booze and 16 l beer...
Maybe I start my own bar soon [img]smile.gif[/img]

But until that, Let's drink for Bungleau's Emerald Dragon!

haha gd for u olli! i guess u can now drink till ur heart's content! :D
i haf been posting quite some time liaoz, i wonder how many more posts b4 i make it out of Elminster.....
oh and has anyone seen chi master around???