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Sythe 03-04-2003 04:08 PM

I heard that if a guy looks at a nymph he woulds go blind!

Gangrell 03-04-2003 05:42 PM

Blind? No way, he'd just die [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Indemaijinj 03-04-2003 05:46 PM

It is only fatal to spot a nymph nude.

Gangrell 03-04-2003 05:55 PM

What if they're half naked?

Xero279 03-04-2003 06:07 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gangrell:
What if they're half naked?
...Hide in the bushes untill shes completly ;) ;) ;)

Gangrell 03-04-2003 06:10 PM

Blinding naked beauty, well... guess it'd be the best way to die :D

Decurion 03-04-2003 11:26 PM

Didn't get my reply in soon enough, but to the votes for Bodhi...theres something about that....that just seems weird, I can''t place my finger on it though....*cough* necrophelia! *cough*. ;) :D

Decurion 03-04-2003 11:27 PM

P.S. Oh, why yes, I was being sarcastic there! Silly me.

Decurion

Gangrell 03-05-2003 07:20 AM

Well, technically, she isn't really dead if she has a soul.

Stratos 03-05-2003 07:29 AM

Anything with elf written in the name, or anything elven-like. Humans work to ;) [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Stratos 03-05-2003 07:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Decurion:
I don't know, theres really just something about the idea of a chick with wings ridiculously sexy. Soooooo sexy! But if there are no wings involved then I would have to say drow by FAR. Daaaaamn sexy.

Decurion

P.S. Who said half orcs! NONONONONO! BADBADSHAMEBAD! Thats just sooooo wrong.

Ever met Fall from Grace in Planescape: Torment? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Gnarf 03-05-2003 08:25 AM

*votes for elves*
...
*leaves this crazy thread* [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Indemaijinj 03-05-2003 08:34 AM

I think tails are sexy too.

(A Planescape Torment reference could fit here too.)

Morgeruat 03-05-2003 09:36 AM

hmm, Irda are definitely Ogres before they became degenerate louts (the gem of gygax (intentional misspell) changed them to reflect their loss of culture, as well as splitting them into minotaurs, and other races), the Irda were spared because they had left the ogre lands long before due to the corruption and and evil the Ogres were showing.

as for Nymphs, seeing them at all can blind you, seeing them naked can kill.

my personal favorite is hot blooded (literally) Tieflings, preferably with tails (another PS: Torment reference)

Charlak The Axeman 03-05-2003 01:06 PM

Probably a Human female fighter with the armour that fits her curves very well

Jatelka 03-05-2003 02:59 PM

Testosterone alert!!!!!

Hate to be be obvious, but Orlando Bloom doing ELF does it for me!

[img]smile.gif[/img] ;)

Where's Kaltia when you need her?

[ 03-05-2003, 03:01 PM: Message edited by: Jatelka ]

Gangrell 03-05-2003 03:16 PM

*Wonders what the people of this thread would do if these races actually existed* :D

D*Ranged 03-05-2003 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Gangrell:
*Wonders what the people of this thread would do if these races actually existed* :D
lol... [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Oh, and BTW, Half - elves. I dun wish to leave an elven widow missing me when I die u see... :D

Tormentor 03-05-2003 06:01 PM

I think this guy (topic starter) actually meant in some sort of cryptic/rpg'ish way, that he's looking for REAL girls on this forum, so his question would be 'are there any sexy girls here?' on a 'regular' forum... but perhaps i'm wrong....

Tormentor 03-05-2003 06:03 PM

eeeh nevermind, i didn't read the title of this topic proper... sorry

Gangrell 03-05-2003 07:20 PM

He was a drunken dwarf, don't worry about it :D

Tancred 03-05-2003 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Decurion:
I don't know, theres really just something about the idea of a chick with wings ridiculously sexy. Soooooo sexy! But if there are no wings involved then I would have to say drow by FAR. Daaaaamn sexy.

Decurion

Tell me...have you met Melusine?

StarVid 03-11-2003 11:08 PM

Quote:

Well, either you take Bodhi as your lover or save your sister's soul and life. Think about it...
Hot goth chick that can make you immortal vs. whiny little sister...do you even have to think about it? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Quote:

Actually, there was a breed of faeries(im not sure if THEY were the Irdas) whom were beatiful and intellegent, but they angered the gods and were thus turned into the hideously ugly and very stupid race of Giants. Or perhaps they were some form of elves...hmm...dont remember excatly, since its been quite a long time since i last read those books. BTW, it was believed that Raistlin had a Daughter with an Irda. Her name is Usha, though later it was discovered that she wasnt really Raistlin's daughter, despite her golden eyes and silvery hair. Anyway, thats how i recall it being.
Do you remember what book this is from? I read the first story (where Raistlin first meets her) in Tales, but I only got as far as Preludes (vol.1) before I started college and got too busy. Anywhos, I'm graduating soon and want to catch up. Those were my favorite books back in the day.

Quote:

I heard that if a guy looks at a nymph he woulds go blind!
EDIT: Insert lude comment involving a myth about another activity that can cause blindness here. [img]smile.gif[/img]

<font color="white">DSlaytern] Keep it kid-friendly, this is after all, supposed to be a family-friendly forum.</font>

Ok, I thought it might be a problem so I figured it was best to ask. It was kinda funny though. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Is my edit appropriate?

Quote:

Ever met Fall from Grace in Planescape: Torment?
I still remember the FFG v. Annah debates from back in the day. I never could make a decision myself. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh, and my vote is for a good ol' fashioned human. Elves are to waify and dwarves are to manly. Though a half-elf vamp isn't out of the question... ;)

[ 03-12-2003, 12:27 AM: Message edited by: StarVid ]

Angelousss 03-12-2003 12:04 AM

first of all being drunk does not make people more attractive, it simply lowers your standards

on topic now i think dryads would be the sexiest race, shy, quiet, beatiful, you see a beatiful woman tending to flowers by a lake

Indemaijinj 03-12-2003 08:17 AM

Reason why I think half-orcs are damn sexy:

They are so direct and extroverted. They are not hiding their feelings. They are living them out.

They are independent and can fend for themselves. If someone make indecent advances towards a half-orc lass HE is the one who is going to suffer.

They are big and meaty without sacrificing the gracious human form.

Warm leafy green is a beautiful skin colour.

How are you going to convince me that flaming orange eyes is not sexy?

They have pointy ears too.

Butterfingers 03-12-2003 10:38 AM

Well... Thinking about the whole Half Orc issue...

I reckon shagging a Half Orc lady could really yank somebody's crank if they were into domination. I mean, there is no way one could shag a Half Orc. They would be in total control, throwing you down, and having their way with you. What man could resist a 400 pound large green and hairy woman that looks like the love child of Rosanne Bar and the Jolly Green Giant? Half Orcs probably aint interested in foreplay either. No screwing around, just get down to business.

Hmm I am actually frightening my self. I will stick with my cornbread fed Southern girls thank you very much.

Alan_Sephiroth 03-12-2003 10:47 AM

I think dragons are very hot.

NiceWorg 03-12-2003 01:29 PM

are there any female dragons in BG2?

Yep, half-elves are my nominates. nothing wrong with sexy female human either.

Angelousss 03-12-2003 01:39 PM

i know adalon is female, as for the evil dragons, a certain red isn't the other two, I have no idea

Gammit 03-12-2003 10:09 PM

If it would happen, a half-elf drow female. mmmmmm, halfelfdrowfemale...

Gangrell 03-12-2003 10:17 PM

*Gets a can of Hormones B-Gone and sprays it about the post* [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]


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