There are lies, damn lies, and Anomen :D

lol, I prefer this "Running Anomen tho each day... helps keeps his arrogence and annoyence away..." hehehe. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Wait until you lose student status and REALLY get to pay taxes. Then keeping the taxman away becomes more important. I would even *shudder* say nice things about Anomen to get a tax break. Till then I will sing and dance in the joy of heaping insults on the Big A. http://www.stopstart.fsnet.co.uk/Gif/CHCalv.gif

FAMOUS QUOTES CONCERNING ANOMEN
"Asta la vista you big baby" Arnold Schwartzenager
"To kill Anomen; or not to kill Anomen. That is the question." Brutus
"Whether it is better to use the slings+2 and arrows+2 of outrageous fortune
or to also take up arms with sea of infamy against Anomen" Brutus
"Onward, Onward, Into the valley of death rode the dumb Anomen" Tennyson
"An idiot by any other name would be as stupid" Burns
"The knight always goes down with the ship" Seamon Haeverus
"Don't shoot until you see the whites of his eyes." anon minuteman
"Anomen is coming! Anomen is coming!" Paul Revere

[ 10-30-2002, 08:36 PM: Message edited by: antryg ]

Torture... me? I thought this was the anti ANOMEN Society! And why don't you hold the competition!

Okay, those made me laugh out loud. http://www.plauder-smilies.de/rotfl.gif

*evil grin* Kat, shall we lock this one in a room with Anomen? [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehe, he can "play" at torturing him...

I have tried to keep the faith; to fight the good fight. Yet nobody seems to want to insult Anomen. I face the handwriting on the wall. I change my signature. Obviously, to quote B.B. King "The thrill is gone."

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Sorry, people, i was stuck studying for me GCSEs! I can't visit often enough!

Anomen, Anomen, what shall we do with you...
Ol' MacDonald had a farm, e i e I O,
And on that farm there was a squire, e i e i o
With a "my lady" here and a "My leige" there, e i e i o

Sorry, 'twas the best i could do on a short notice! ^_^

*evil grin* Kat, shall we lock this one in a room with Anomen? [img]tongue.gif[/img] hehe, he can "play" at torturing him...</font>[/QUOTE]who tortures who? *bats eyelids* whoa, there was a Neb moment if ever there was one...

*wanders off and puts some Eiminem on to encourage her violent side while repeatedly helping Kelsey kill Anomen :D *

*sighs and shakes his head at Kats choice of music* lol, just feed him to Firkagg

TO KEEP EVERYONES FAVORITE KAT HAPPY
What do you call a squire, wearing a sheet, and riding a pig?
Anomen of Amn

Anomen and Jan are both leaving a public restroom when Anomen notices that Jan is not stopping to wash his hands before leaving. "In my house we were taught to wash our hands after going to the restroom." Anomen said in a condescending manner. Jan responded, "In my house we were taught to not p*** on our hands."

Ha HA! Encore! (Excuse my poor taste in jokes ;) )

I've got one:

What do you say to a Anomen standing at the edge of A cliff
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"Turn and Run"

LOL LOL LOL Antryg and Sliz, WOOOOOOO!!!!

I like, i like, i like.... [img]tongue.gif[/img]

LOL, great jokes, I missed em before :s ah well [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I actually think Anomen is a really great character, the only better NPC in BG II is Jaheira!

Yes, and in the same vein my favourite character is Noober AND Neeber! ^_^

No, it's true, I think Jaheira is the most powerfull NPC in the game, she is also very good scripted and interesting to have in your party, and the same goes for Anomen, but I can agree he get's more annoying during the game and too arogant... but then again I haven't compleated the game yet... maybe I'll change my mind....
The character I like the least is Yoshimo without a doubt!

LOL, I dont mind Yoshimo. I *hate* Irenicus. Its HIS fault Yosho turned out the way he did. Jaheria.. she gets on my nerves, I feel shes "half done". She kinda plays a mother or an aunt, and she doest... its odd. And trying to chat you up after Khalid... uuuugh. (since I went straight from BG 1, same char and all, Khalid's still fresh in my mind...) Anomen.. I prefer XAN over him. yes thats right, depreso boy. bah. Why have all of the funny NPCs dissapeared in bg2? LOL and the BG1 "rare" lines are hilarous too. why did they get rid of em???

I played straight from BG I to BG II also, but personally I hated Khalid in BG I and killed him myself so I could keep Jaheira for myself... he he, so I'm glad I could be without him in BG II... but I agree that Xan is totally cool too... but I don't hate Irenicus, I would like him to join me if possible, but that would have me to make a evil party and I always play goody goodys... he he
I hate Bodhi though...

As I continue my game in self-flagelation and doing penance. I have now gotten Anomen through his test and Sir Anomens romance with my character Kat (I know that I have an evil sense of humor. :D ) grows apace. Do games mirror reality?
(How about that, I've managed to insult 2 people with 1 post. [img]graemlins/angel.gif[/img] )

Anomen and a duck go into a pub. The bartender says "We don't get many of your kind in here." "His type get killed off pretty quickly. If they would just keep their mouths shut they would probably live longer." the duck replied.

Anomen watching Haer'Dalis in a play:

By the Eye of Helm! That tiefling-man is..... cute.

The Nine Hells with that Jaheira. She's too bossy and long-winded. Always babbling about how she loves the forest blah, blah, dribble, dribble, dribble..
She always plays like a disciplined old woman but ending up like a Copper Coronet Harlot. You want an NPC with nice CHA? Try Keldorn or Haer'Dalis.

Why oh why is Annoyingman our only choise??? What about Minsc? Or Jan, or ....... ANYone else???? It's just not fair, if you don't have the Kelsey mod.
Annoyingman is the reason I play a male, I came across him in the C.C when I was female, played about a half hour, then got so frustrated with him I had to go to great lengths. I actually started a new game, and went through Irenicuses boring dungeon AGAIN as a male, just to get away from being romanced by Annoyingman.
So I romanced Aerie instead. Awwww, isn't she just the cutest???

Hah Hah Hah!!!!!!!!
This anti-Anomen page is GREAT!!!!
I havent had this much fun since my "worst party" game!!!!!
Specially those poems and haikus are great fun!

Well Minsc, I don't don't think he really realizes women are good for things other than magic, and fighting
The bioware seems to have had this thing w/ inter-height dating. so jan's out on that basis plus he's in love w/ another
Spoiler bout edwin
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he becomes female kinda ruining the romance oppurtunity
Valgyr would have been more intresting if he was romancable
Keldorn is kinda past his prime from a romantic point of view

It's okay, thanks to baldurdash my crappy sorc Antryg is sharing the blankets with both jaheira and Aerie at the same time ^ ^

A take on a coral performed by a bored, maths-hating Kaltia :D
We three Anos of Oriont are,
Ano in the bath
Ano under the bar
Ano on a scooter
Blowing his hooter
and smoking a big reef-a [img]tongue.gif[/img]

It's okay, thanks to baldurdash my crappy sorc Antryg is sharing the blankets with both jaheira and Aerie at the same time ^ ^</font>[/QUOTE]I'll admit to be a crappy sorc but you need to work harder at insulting me. I mean, I get to "share blankets" with Jah and Aerie at the same time. I wish my real life was half as exciting. I don't care what you think about them it would hardly be punishment. It's a guy thing (except for CD whose heart is pure and his love is true and is blinded by your beauty etc etc). http://www.plauder-smilies.de/knuddel.gif

set to the tune of "O Tannenbaum"
O Anomen O Anomen
how sappy are your speeches.
O Anomen O Anomen
how sappy are your speeches.
Your speeches make my stomache heave.
Your whiney voice makes my eardrums bleed.
O Anomen O Anomen
how sappy are your speeches.

Alright, Antryg, you win this "poems, songs+insult Kaltia" competition :D
Wait a sec...I thought it was Anomen? *tuts* [img]graemlins/whipitgood.gif[/img]
Of course CD is blinded by my beauty...why wouldn't he be? ^ ^

In honor of the beauty and graciousness which is Kaltia (after all she said I won) I offer the following limerick.

Here is Kaltia who all know as a Ranger,
Who knew that a party with Anomen was danger.
So she buried him in France
after stealing his pants.
While Caleathis did wait in a manger.
"I knew it wasn't the best poem I'd written but I didn't have much time. I was falling straight down at a screaming 90 mph and the ground was coming up real fast." -Arlo Guthrie the "Pickle Song"

Actually, Antryg, it was VERY poor [img]tongue.gif[/img] :D
When days were old
And knights were bold
and c*nd*ms weren't invented
Ano wrapped a sock around his **** and ****** until contented :D

ANOMEN IS A POWERFULL CLERIC...
that is all i have to say... he is annoying but, powerful. So they cancel out.

[quote]Originally posted by antryg:
[QB] It's a guy thing (except for CD whose heart is pure and his love is true and is blinded by your beauty etc etc).

EXCUSE ME?! I had a romance going will ALL THREE on BG., Viccy, Aeire AND Jaheria... Just what are you implying? I wish my heart *was* "pure" but it isn't. I'll get you for that latter Antryg. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I can think of several reasons... [img]tongue.gif[/img] number 1; its whats inside that counts, not psychical appearences... altho, those ARE nice too [img]tongue.gif[/img]

ctually, 9, if you don't count the fighter side of him; Anomen is beaten hands-down by Viconia. She has awis of 18, making her the best NPC cleric in the game. *hugs Colin*

I suppose you are correct... But then again, I'll take Anomen over Viconia!

Obviously, I'm not going to win this one. Here I was trying to be nice to you after inflicting so much emotional pain on you (*hides and sits in shadowy corner*) and it isn't appreciated. All I was trying to do was lie and condemn my soul to the depths of hell to build you up for Kat. WELL EXCUUUUUUSE ME! You just try to help a guy out by shovelling a mountain of s*** to impress a girl and you get no respect. I'm so depressed I can't even insult Anomen. [img]graemlins/bricks.gif[/img]

... :eek:
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!