<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lifetime:
A rusty metal trophy trout studded with nails and covered in strawberry juice that fires deathrays from its eyes and sings Britney Spears songs all day.
Why? Just cause! :D :D <hr></blockquote>
Can I have one too, but make mine a Bass. :D

A GE minigun with a full load. SoI can mow down all the excalibur carrying Holy avenger toating wannabe's. Sorry but nothing beats cold steel like hot lead.


Lord Killjoy

A box with a button on it that when I pushed it all time would stop but for me. Then I could deal with any problem with something as mundane as a toothpick.

But, if all else fails pull the trigger till the slide locks back.

I would think an invisibility cloak would make any battle much easier, just skip it on and sneak up and pummle the crap out of him, but im not really that sneaky so id most likely go for Eric of Melnibones gigantic rune sword, it kicks ass, that and if i remeber correctly it drinks his enemys soul's.

I LOVE the Claymore. ;) One of my favorite swords.

Second to that, I would say Excalibur, Highlander's sword or Conan's sword.

(Yes, I prefer blades to bullets. ;) )

Well.... I'd choose Psionics, the mind is the deadliest weapon of all, I'd be able to bend metal, disentigrate foes, control minds, see the hidden, teleport across vast distances and much more, sorry, just can't really see how either a minigun, Excalibur or any other "ordinary" weapon can compete.