Those are great!

I have one to add:

The surest way for a woman to be attacked by a serial killer is to bathe alone in her house and/or go skinny dipping.

Hehe... it's so true. [img]tongue.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]especially about cops! some of them could be standing right in front of you and miss! </font>[/QUOTE]Or James Bond. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

the "bump" or "crash" in the other room should always be checked out ALONE.

when a you use a computer software (especcially that on police computers) to search for a person, its starts flipping through all those different person faces till it finds the one you want.

you never say "bye" when ending a telephone conversation...

When someone in an office finishes work for the day, they don't have to save or shut down the computer, they just stop typing & hit the power...

LOL..you guys are good at that.

When you see a murderer with a mask and a knife you should always stand still and scream for 5 minutes.

Whenever you come to a fork in a tunnel you should always stare in 1 direction and never look behind you.

After narrowly escaping a killer,never leave your friends and go off alone saying,"i'll be back!"