Some of those make me wanna say " duh! ". :rolleyes:

Funny stuff; I hope it was meant that way...

First time I have ever seen all of these jokes in one place. I did notice two typos thou.
1. B-52's don't "cluster" bomb, they 'Carpet' bomb.
2. The M203 does not have a 'gear' it has a 'sear', and the whole 2nd sentence is not original.

All of the ones from the blue book (Infantry) are humorously true.

You will never understand the concept of 'tracers work both ways' until you have conducted 'Recon by Fire'