Okay - it only took me three reads through that one to realize what was so funny about that.

(dyslexic at heart and sometimes mind)

[ 06-15-2005, 09:47 AM: Message edited by: TiliaLyn ]

I wish I could die as my grandfather did, sleeping calmly... Not desperately screaming like the 40 passengers in the bus he was driving...

*A bunch of cows and bulls are standing in a field. A huge gust of wind comes along and all the cows fall over, but the bulls just stand there, bracing themselves against the gale. So all the cows stand up and brush themselves off and go back to their business. Pretty soon, a tornado blows through and all of the cows are knocked to the ground, but the bulls just munch on the grass. Next, a hurricane comes through and all the cows are knocked into the next pasture. The bulls just say "moo." Finally, one of the cows walks up to one of the bulls and says, "Moo? What's the mooing deal? How come the wind always knocks us for a loop and you just stand there unharmed ?" "Isn't it obvious?" the bull replies. "We bulls wobble, but we don't fall down."

You all know about Gandhi right, he was always going on fasts and tended to be very thin and frail. Because he never really ate, often he didn't brush his teeth. It is known that when Gandhi went places, he often always walked, never opting for footware so his feet became worn and tough. It is also easy to say Gandhi was an extremely spiritual man, to say the least. And he is known for his wonderful, marvelous feats.

Thus I believe it is safe say he was a super calloused fragile mystic plagued with halitosis!