LOL...When I dance, I describe it as rythmic almost-falling.

Several of us seem to trip over...chairs?

How does that work?

Nope, I have often been said to be very skilled with my balance, I never fall over, and when im climbing over things in my room, like my bed and fall, I always land properly.

I sometimes accientally kick chairs or table if I go to near them.

"Clumsy," is that a euthamism for drunk? [img]smile.gif[/img]

But seriously, I went through a stage of walking into door-frames, and the sofa near a door. I think it was because i had grown and my spacial-awarness hadn't been told about it!

Just yesterday I hit my head on the ceiling coming down stairs and knocked myself out..

But that's the only time I've done anything as remotly silly as that.

Knocked yourself out?! As in, unconscious?

Sheesh, I did manage to break my nose slightly out of clumsiness...hit it against a gate :(

As in out cold at the bottom of the stairs..

It get's worse, I've slipped in the bath/shower before and knocked myself out before..

As in out cold, woke up shivering..


Walking though doorways I tend to catch my hips on them if I'm not carefull..

And I was talking on the phone late one night to, a friend, and bashed my elbow so hard I couldn't feel my hand at all or half my arm, in the morning I had a massive bruise, I don't bruise normaly..

I'm clumsy with some things - I have a tendancy of snapping pencils at school, or dropping pens etc. I fall off my chair around once a week too, but that's becuase i swing back. When eating, i normally spill alot on the table, but that could just as easyly be because i eat like a pig :D

Maybe, TGTF...but maybe, and bear with me on this one, you were zapped with a food-spillage ray by a super-advanced race at birth!

I remember that my first girlfriend and I kept walking into things when we first started going out.

The missing 8th dwarf.