Oh crap! I forgot to say a bit of the first riddle: Your room-mate is straight. K?

Is there any way to hurry a response?

Am i one of the three? Does it have anything to do with the spelling mistakes?

Not quite the right answer, Jaradu. There is a mathematical solution available as well, if you think along the right lines. For a slight clue as to that...

Why do true geeks sometimes confuse Christmas and Halloween?

Because OCT 31 = DEC 25, of course!

But there is still a real-world practical explanation to the conversation. Would it help if I told you one and one is one?

Yeah so it is the lawyer. The other two are men.

It cannot be that simple or can it?

First up, [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img] WELCOME TO IRONWORKS [img]graemlins/thewave.gif[/img]

Secondly, correct! I knew I'd screwed it up when I realised I missed that bit out [img]tongue.gif[/img] . It's important so I had to post it but then it would make it seem essential so you'd know it would have some relevance to the answer [img]smile.gif[/img] .

So, is this gonna be like "Celebrity Quotes Game", "Song Lyric Quote Game", "Movie Quote Game" and "Name That Character"? Hehehehe, another one to add to the list :D

It's the fireman. No body loves a lawyer or a postman. :D

Errr.. Yeah! Of course... everyone... knows that... except me, apparently [img]tongue.gif[/img] .But was 8 correct?

LMAO, Timber :D

Nor lid, nor hinges, nor lock have I
But a golden treasure hidden inside.
What am I?

More good ones for ya.

How do you fit a giraffe in a refridgerator?

The King Lion calls a meeting of all the animals, which one is not at the meeting?

There is a river in the savanna that you must cross where large crocidiles live. How do you get past the crocidiles?