Sorry - that should have been "less" relevant than Tottenham ;)

Tell us about our drubbing in the caribean again, I liked that one. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Oh, and watch your language, there's young 'uns in here

You have only had to play dead rubbers from the perspective of the losing side. Some day in some not too distant decade you may discover how hard it is to get enthusiastic over these things ;)

Ashes Stay At Lords
to the tune of "Three Lions"

They talk about Ashes flown to Oz,
They stay at home of course,
They're all daft, they don't know
That in England we invented the game,
Through the stuggle & pain, and the wind and the rain
The urns not leaving.
Three Lions on our shirts
The Ashes urns still gleaming
Locked away at lords
And Marky Waugh left screaming
They stay at lords , They stay at lords,They stay at
Ashes stay at Lords
They stay at lords , They stay at lords, They stay at. Ashes stay at Lords.

Sorry Donut - I don't know how that 3 lions song goes - but I made one of my own.

Twits with Willow

Oh why are we crap
Did the English team sing
We wallow, we wallow, we wallow

So low on the ladder
Twixt Paki's and Zimbs
Hard to swallow, to swallow, to swallow

Oh we try yes we do
gainst the Aussies each time
A bi-annual mauling
by talent sublime
Now we content ourselves
playing teams in decline
Oh it's hollow, so hollow, so hollow :D

And what of their history
and those legends of old
The're in sorrow, in sorrow, in sorrow

So to cover huge gaps
And bring spine to their team
They borrow they borrow they borrow

Tony Greig Allan Lamb
Macallaly and all
Its just never gone right
Since that damn "Gatting Ball"
Will the Lion yet rise
from it's plunging great fall
Not tomorrow, tomorrow tomorrow ;)

[ 03-24-2004, 04:50 PM: Message edited by: Davros ]

Andrew Symonds ring any bells? Brummie chap!

Let's face it - you're all British anyway!

:D

LOL - after all my creative output you fall back on that ole chestnut do you :D . That's like hoisting the white flag ole bean ;) .