Oblivion437 |
02-28-2004 11:12 AM |
The fourth strategically useless device of our time: The SPAM...
Shipped in 300 foot long cylindrical containers roughly weighing in at 5,000 tons apiece, these massive containers are surprisingly empty for such exhorbitant weight and size. Inside, a toxic brew of the foulest substances known to man are contained in individual, smaller cells. These include, Voluminum (patent pending), Stupidium, and Radium (yes, a real element is involved) which together produce the lethal cocktale known as SPAM. It can enter an area and leave it completely useless by flood, and it will be more than 20 millenia before the area re-enters a stability complex...
Beware the Terrorists who attempt to deploy Dirty SPAM, a device so dreadful, even the inventors don't know what it is!
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