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Raistlin Majere 10-23-2003 12:29 PM

My top 3 favorites:

#1. Shopping is NOT a sport. And no, we are never going to think of it that way.

#2. ALL men see in only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach, for example, is a fruit, not a color. Pumpkin is also a fruit. We have no idea what mauve is.

#3. I am in shape. Round is a shape.

GForce 10-23-2003 12:50 PM

Hahahhahhahahhahha! Arvon the Great! He's the man. If he can't make us laugh, no one can. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

My favorite is, "1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us." and yeah, what the heck is MAUVE?

[ 10-23-2003, 12:51 PM: Message edited by: GForce ]

Raistlin Majere 10-23-2003 12:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GForce:
and yeah, what the heck is MAUVE?
no idea...

Calaethis Dragonsbane 10-23-2003 01:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Raistlin Majere:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by GForce:
and yeah, what the heck is MAUVE?

no idea... </font>[/QUOTE]:rolleyes: I know what Mauve is. And yes, I am male. And yes, I am interested in girls - so don't even GO there [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Edit, missed a tag.

[ 10-23-2003, 01:22 PM: Message edited by: Calaethis Dragonsbane ]

Zuvio 10-23-2003 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Zuvio:
<font color=gold>
Ehm, Arvon? Please keep a record of what jokes you've already posted. You already did this one.
</font>

Er...Are you sure? I may have posted similar ones though. </font>[/QUOTE]<font color=gold>
Yeah, eehm.. you did the women first and then you or someone else countered with the men rules. But whatever, it stays funny :D
</font>

Gangrell 10-23-2003 02:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Arvon:
1. I am in shape. Round is a shape.
Exactly! When will people realize this? [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Gee, that's odd, I wonder why no women have posted here yet :D

GForce 10-23-2003 04:25 PM

Hey, Gangrell! I wondered that myself. Come on ladies and defend your gender! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Black Baron 10-23-2003 05:11 PM

Mwuahahahaha! LOL.
Are you married arvon? if you wife sees it.... ;)

Nerull 10-23-2003 10:17 PM

Took the liberty of posting a link in that "women's thoughts" thread, both reanimating it and (hopefully) bringing some of the ladies here... :D

Kakero 10-24-2003 12:43 AM

All those should be made into law. [img]tongue.gif[/img]


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