With a list that big, it seems our Mel is prepared to take down guys with bad pick up lines, good thing I don't use them ;)

Not to mention the big spiked whip she carries with her to whip the guys who try those bad lines on her [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

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Ach, little teenage brains overheating...

Gangrell, I can actually appreciate a pick up line if it's clear some thought went into it or if it manages to baffle me :D
What I really hate though is little 18 year old brats, pompous IT-style suited pricks or middle aged construction workers greeting me with a lecherous grin and a phony-sounding "Goodmorning". Gawd, that's SO annoying. It's even worse when you reply with a frosty greeting and they go "Ooh, why are you mad?" or "What's with the unhappy face?". Should I be gibbering with glee that Mr Pimply Blown-up Moron deigned to address little ol me? [img]tongue.gif[/img]
It's completely puzzling to me why men keep using that tactic even though there isn't a single woman on earth it would ever work on! They remind me of lemmings. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
That's the one reason I'm glad winter is approaching - that seems to cool their brains down, Detritus from Discworld style, enough so they stop using that idiot tactic. Or maybe it's just that the cold froze their jaws shut :D

[ 09-21-2003, 06:11 PM: Message edited by: Melusine ]

I think you're talking about Kaltia buddy ;)

Kaltia? Nah! She uses a many-headed (or is it many-tailed? [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] ) whip ;)

And Mel: does that mean that you don't like Joey from friends with his pick up line: "How YOU doin'?" I think that one's just hilarious :D

[ 09-21-2003, 06:08 PM: Message edited by: Link ]

So honking car horns is out too? Damn, I got nothing left then [img]tongue.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Is it safe to compare Kaltia with a Drow priestess?
Many-snake-headed whips?

I would think so yes, but it would probably not be wise if she saw this ;)

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I would think so yes, but it would probably not be wise if she saw this ;)

[img]graemlins/hidesbehindsofa.gif[/img] </font>[/QUOTE]Yea, she's already maimed a couple of guys on this thread [img]tongue.gif[/img]

I love Joey from Friends, he can try his lines on my any time :D I still would turn him down though but that's because I already found the ideal man. ;) Guess that answers Zuvio's question too ;)