I was just thinking along subtitle lines a few minutes ago, but when I opened this thread to reply again I looked at Lanesra's response.

Lettuce is of course a slang term for money - cash - moola - loot.

And of course, as the old saying goes :

MONEY IS THE ROOT OF ALL EVIL :D .

So lettuce really is evil - justa pity that I won't be able to prove to Donut that I came to this conclusion without being led by the nose by Lanesra ;) .

We are all doomed. Lettuce pray.

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Thats a good one!

People who worship peacocks and think lettuce is evil? Thats crazy! *walks away talking to his melons*

Leonis - you are goin straight to hell for that one - you must be PUNished.

Poppeacock!

Mag ik alstublieft een ijsbergsla?

[ 06-10-2003, 11:24 AM: Message edited by: Leonis ]

That's it - I give in - I can't take anymore. You realise I am going to have to shoot you now. Hold on - this isn't really a cheese shop after all - is it?

Back on topic, as no-one has demonstrated to my satisfaction that lettuce has a conscience, it think it's more likely to be sociopathic than evil.

A few sessions of group therapy and some fairly strong antipsychotic drugs should be all that's needed to turn lettuce into a useful and productive member of vegetable society. Like peas and runner beans for example.

However, this sort of approach will only work for standard lettuce. Lollo rosso, frise and the rest are beyond redemption. They lurk in the salad sections of supermarkets like cheap tarts at closing time round dockland pubs hoping to ensnare the unwary :eek:

Avoid these abominations like the plague ;)

Hmm. Cheese shop. You've lost me there. Perhaps your story has some holes in it? Gouda take some time to figure that one out.

wait...you mean the crisp and dark romain lettuce is evil????

I think this topic has gone to yall's heads. :D