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Kaltia 05-30-2003 07:04 AM

My dad is a mechanical engineer and he's got a good sense of humour [img]smile.gif[/img]

harleyquinn 05-30-2003 07:56 AM

So's mine. In fact my mother's constantly asking him why he's never serious. He makes a joke of everything, he's always fun to be around, but even so, I could see him wanting to keep the talking frog.

Epona 05-30-2003 08:58 AM

My dad's an aircraft flammability and safety certification engineer. He gets to blow up bits of planes (to test what happens in emergencies, not on behalf of Al-Qaeda LOL). How could he not have a sense of humour?

EDIT to say: Blimey, I bet that post would set off a few alarm bells at the CIA if they were tracking this site for key words LOL ;)

[ 05-30-2003, 09:01 AM: Message edited by: Epona ]

Vaskez 05-30-2003 09:39 AM

OT: I think that whole idea of tracking words like "bomb" etc. in emails is ridiculous! LOL I mean you could just be saying: "I saw this woman today, she was da bomb!" Or as Epona said: "My dad blows up planes for a living" :D

Faceman 05-30-2003 08:07 PM

Here's another one.

A young engineer had just completed MIT and was applying for a job.
When it came to discussing his salary the manager asked him to write his proposal on a white sheet of paper. The engineer podered and put down "$40000/year". The manager took the paper, smiled and said:
"And how would you like 2 months paid vacation at the company's five-star resort, a hot young blonde as assistant and a Corvette company car?"
The engineer: "Are you kidding me?"
Manager: "Of course, but you started it"

Davros 05-30-2003 08:35 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Faceman:
Here's another one.

A young engineer had just completed MIT and was applying for a job.
When it came to discussing his salary the manager asked him to write his proposal on a white sheet of paper. The engineer podered and put down "$40000/year". The manager took the paper, smiled and said:
"And how would you like 2 months paid vacation at the company's five-star resort, a hot young blonde as assistant and a Corvette company car?"
The engineer: "Are you kidding me?"
Manager: "Of course, but you started it"

What was funny about this one - they pretty much describe the normal pittance and grotty work conditions of the average first year engineer [img]smile.gif[/img] .

Fortunately of course, things get a lot better rather quickly :D .


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