You can eat Spam :spam:

I just want to tell you all that I hate Corn Flakes

As John Lennon was wont to sing "A Norwegian wood"

HA! Proof of your senility...or was that insanity...oh well, heya CHOC, bring the nice jacket that ties in the back for mr antryg, ok? ;) :D :D [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Cats sweat through their noses/paw pads.

A slight misinformation. It should have been: "Rhinos are the only MAMMALS that can't jump".

Otherwise you will be including a lot of species who obviously can't jump like snails, most fish and corals.

Useless fact:

I don't like sauerkraut.

There are no wild deer of any kind in Australia, and the small red deer is the only one found in Africa.

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I thought giraffes were a type of deer.

Useless fact: Apple pips contain a very small amount of cyanide.

There, my fact of Entry... but what does one call oneself upon joining the NUIS?
A NUISee? A NUISer? A NUISance?