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I simply know that I've got quotes that I think are brilliant and/or hilarious.. Can't remember them now though :(
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"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?" -Steven Wright
"Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another." -Ambrose Bierce "100,000,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest???" -a bumper sticker "Nuke their Ass and Take their Gas." -George W. Bush's motto (OK.....a bumper sticker really) :D |
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"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot."
--Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy "If I ever meet myself, I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me." --The Restaurant at the End of the Universe |
- I take a choclate drink! I take a whisky drink! And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink!-Homer Simpson
_I Came here to kick butt and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum!-Roddy Piper They live |
"All women are just two drinks away from a girl-on-girl adventure" --Dennis Finch
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I think both of the ones in Rokken's sig are great. ;)
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Work is the curse of the drinking class-Oscar Wilde
A classic is something everyone wants to have read but no-one wants to read-Mark Twain |
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