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Link 01-31-2003 03:59 PM

I simply know that I've got quotes that I think are brilliant and/or hilarious.. Can't remember them now though :(

Melusine 01-31-2003 04:01 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Attalus:
Mel, my favorite story about Dorothy Parker is that she named her canary Onan, because "he spilled his seeed upon the floor." :D
ROTFLMAO!!! That is hilarious, Attalus, I'd never heard about that! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

Spade 01-31-2003 07:26 PM

"Why don't they make the whole plane out of that black box stuff?" -Steven Wright

"Quoting: the act of repeating erroneously the words of another." -Ambrose Bierce

"100,000,000 sperm and YOU were the fastest???" -a bumper sticker

"Nuke their Ass and Take their Gas." -George W. Bush's motto (OK.....a bumper sticker really) :D

Attalus 01-31-2003 07:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Melusine:
ROTFLMAO!!! That is hilarious, Attalus, I'd never heard about that! [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]
Glad ya liked it. ;)

Judas Maccabeus 01-31-2003 08:44 PM

"If there's anything more important than my ego around, I want it caught and shot."
--Douglas Adams, The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy
"If I ever meet myself, I'll hit myself so hard I won't know what's hit me."
--The Restaurant at the End of the Universe

SomeGuy 01-31-2003 09:04 PM

- I take a choclate drink! I take a whisky drink! And when I have to pee I use the kitchen sink!-Homer Simpson

_I Came here to kick butt and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum!-Roddy Piper They live

LowTech 02-01-2003 04:55 AM

"All women are just two drinks away from a girl-on-girl adventure" --Dennis Finch

Horatio 02-01-2003 04:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by LowTech:
"All women are just two drinks away from a girl-on-girl adventure" --Dennis Finch
[img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img] I wish.... ;)

Djinn Raffo 02-01-2003 05:29 AM

I think both of the ones in Rokken's sig are great. ;)

Kaltia 02-01-2003 06:36 AM

Work is the curse of the drinking class-Oscar Wilde
A classic is something everyone wants to have read but no-one wants to read-Mark Twain


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