But puns by definition are bad! See:

There was a man who entered a local paper's pun contest. He sent in ten different puns, hoping that at least one of the puns would win. Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.

My knee herts.

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on the rocks."

The bartender served the juice and said, "Here it is, but why the big pause?"

"I don't know," the polar bear replied. "I've always had them."

Aaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhggggggggggggg!!!!!!!!!!!!! !

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A very old, well known, and ultimately lame pun: [img]tongue.gif[/img]

A horse walks in to a bar and orders a pint, he seems clearly upset over something.
After serving him, the bartender asks...
"So, why the long face?"

A frog named Kermit Jagger goes to a bank to get a loan. He talks to a teller named Patty Mack. Patty asks the frog what he has for collateral. The frog pulls out a small figurine, but Patty says, "I'm sorry, that's just a cheap knick knack." The bank manager had been walking by at the time and overheard the conversation. Looking over, he said, "This figurine is three hundred years old -- it's priceless. That's no knick knack, Patty Mack, give that frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."

GAG!!!!

The frog joke is much better in person, as you can imbellish it endlessly to get a really good groan (or pummeling) after the punch line [img]smile.gif[/img]

Three strings walk into a bar. The first two ask the bartender for a drink, but he turns them away, saying, "We don't serve strings here."

The third goes into the bathroom, messes up his hair, and puts hismelf into a loop. When he walks up to the bartender, that person asks, "Are you a string?"

The string replies:

*drum roll*

"No, I'm a frayed knot."

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*runs*

[ 12-23-2002, 06:24 PM: Message edited by: Judas Maccabeus ]

So a gorilla walks up to the icecream stand and asks for a milkshake, and hands the guy a ten-dollar bill. The guy makes a milkshake, and thinks "Gee, what can a gorilla know about money?" and hands him $0.50 change. He says, "You know, we don't get many gorillas around here." The gorilla replies, "No wonder, at 9.50 a shake!!"