very funny. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

It wasn't me. [img]graemlins/hehe.gif[/img]

Did anyone say it was you?? Guilty!

Oh don't worry.. you'll most likeky se it published here...

Heh heh can't hold on to floor much longer.

what sounds like people talking about beer?
A Tree-Pole walking trout deer?

"Everyone should believe in something...I believe I'll have another beer."

I'm reminded of this old Irish knee-slapper my grandmother once told:

One evening, two Irishmen who worked at the Guinnes brewery went by the home of their friends' wife to deliver some bad news: the womans' husband died that day at work.

"Oh, no!" she cried. "My dear beloved Sean is dead!! How'd it happen?"

"Well," replied one of the men, "we was checkin' the vats when poor Sean, God rest him" **does Sign of the Cross** "lost 'is balance and fell into one o' the vats and drowned."

"He drowned in one o' that vats?!" said his wife incredulously. "Was there not anyone there to save him?"

"Well darlin', we pulled 'im out four times, but 'e kept divin' back in!"
:D :D :D

hee-Hee

Here's another one, can't remember who said it though.

'Being sober is the illusion you get when you're not drinking'

Quotes from the not so famous.

Charlie London..
"Never Eat On An Empty Stomach"
"A Bit Of Pain Never Hurt No-One"
"What's A sadist?....Beats Me"
"Lucky I'm Driving Home....I'm Far Too Drunk To Walk"