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MagiK 11-08-2002 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by Iron_Ranger:
Aww, MagiK your not Elder Orbs any more ;)

Ah well, atl east you have them in your sig.

<font color="#33cc33">No! I am a Drow Priestess and now you human filth bow down.... and...... errr........???? </font>

Sir Krustin 11-08-2002 05:15 PM

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Originally posted by MagiK:
<font color="#33cc33"> t. If Guns cause Crime, then Matches cause Arson.</font>
"If guns cause crime, then flies cause garbage"

[img]tongue.gif[/img]

johnny 11-08-2002 05:22 PM

You have some strong issues there Magik, i think you would make a good congressman. :D

VulcanRider 11-08-2002 05:36 PM

1. The 2nd Amendment -- the original Homeland Security Act
2. Those that give up essential liberty for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety.
3. Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.
4. An armed society is a polite society.
5. After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.
6. Self-defense is a basic human right.
7. When did they revoke innocent until proven guilty?
8. The philosophy of gun control: Teenagers are roaring through town at 90MPH, where the speed limit is 25. Your solution is to lower the speed limit to 20.
9. A speaker at the Million Mom March uttered this infamous malaprop:
"If someone comes at you with a knife or gun, say, 'I know you're upset.' We all want to be valued as human beings."
10."Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound."

MagiK 11-08-2002 06:09 PM

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Originally posted by Sir Krustin:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by MagiK:
<font color="#33cc33"> t. If Guns cause Crime, then Matches cause Arson.</font>

"If guns cause crime, then flies cause garbage"

[img]tongue.gif[/img]
</font>[/QUOTE]<font color="#33cc33">Almost but not quite. Guns hardly could account for a small percentage of all the crime going on in this country. Hell none of those Enron guys used guns. :D </font>

MagiK 11-08-2002 06:12 PM

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Originally posted by VulcanRider:
1. The 2nd Amendment -- the original Homeland Security Act
2. Those that give up essential liberty for a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty or safety.
3. Laws that forbid the carrying of arms... disarm only those who are neither inclined nor determined to commit crimes... Such laws make things worse for the assaulted and better for the assailants; they serve rather to encourage than to prevent homicides, for an unarmed man may be attacked with greater confidence than an armed man.
4. An armed society is a polite society.
<font color="#33cc33">I like #4 </font>
5. After a shooting spree, they always want to take the guns away from the people who didn't do it.
6. Self-defense is a basic human right.
7. When did they revoke innocent until proven guilty?
8. The philosophy of gun control: Teenagers are roaring through town at 90MPH, where the speed limit is 25. Your solution is to lower the speed limit to 20.
9. A speaker at the Million Mom March uttered this infamous malaprop:
"If someone comes at you with a knife or gun, say, 'I know you're upset.' We all want to be valued as human beings."
<font color="#33cc33">This would actually save your life, the guy would be laughing so hard he wouldnt be able to catch you or hit you.</font>
10."Gun Control: The theory that a woman found dead in an alley, raped and strangled with her panty hose, is morally superior to a woman explaining to police how her attacker got that fatal bullet wound."


Yorick 11-08-2002 07:23 PM

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Originally posted by MagiK:
<font color="#33cc33"> Apparently I have been too agreeable lately so I thought I would share these with you all ;)

a. An armed man is a citizen. An unarmed man is a subject.
b. A gun in the hand is better than a cop on the phone.
c. Smith & Wesson:WAS The original point and click interface.
d. Gun control is not about guns; it's about control.
e. If guns are outlawed, can we use swords?
f. If guns cause crime, then pencils cause misspelled words.
g. Free men do not ask permission to bear arms.
h. If you don't know your rights you don't have any.
i. Those who trade liberty for security have neither.
j. The United States Constitution (c) 1791. All Rights Reserved.
k. What part of "shall not be infringed" do you not understand?
l. The Second Amendment is in place in case they ignore the others.
m. 64,999,987 firearms owners killed no one yesterday.
n. Guns only have two enemies: Rust and Politicians.
o. Know guns, know peace and safety. No guns, no peace no safety
p. You don't shoot to kill; you shoot to stay alive.
q. 911 -government sponsored Dial a Prayer.
r. Assault is a behavior, not a device.
s. Criminals love gun control - it makes their jobs safer.
t. If Guns cause Crime, then Matches cause Arson.
u. Only a government that is afraid of it's citizens try to control them.
v. You only have the rights you are willing to fight for.
w. Enforce the "gun control laws" in place, don't make more.
x. When you remove the people's right to bear arms, you create slaves.
y. The American Revolution would never have happened with Gun Control.
z. "...a government by the people, for the people..."

<center> http://mywebpages.comcast.net/IMMagi...tatwald1-1.jpg</center></font>

*Sigh*

a.He with a red neck dies of an exploding head.

The Hunter of Jahanna 11-08-2002 07:41 PM

Who needs guns since DeWalt came out with a battery powered circular saw and the shoulder holster to go with it?

Attalus 11-08-2002 08:15 PM

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Originally posted by The Hunter of Jahanna:
Who needs guns since DeWalt came out with a battery powered circular saw and the shoulder holster to go with it?
OOOH, Mommy, I want one of dem.... :D

MagiK 11-08-2002 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by Yorick:
<center> http://mywebpages.comcast.net/IMMagi...tatwald1-1.jpg</center></font>
*Sigh*
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a.He with a red neck dies of an exploding head.

<font color="#33cc33">Chill dude, it was a humor piece to showcase my "Men in Plaid" graphic. Not everything has to be a serious debate. [img]graemlins/hippysmile.gif[/img]

Edit to remove gun text.</font>

[ 11-08-2002, 08:52 PM: Message edited by: MagiK ]


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