Just testing you soldi....um...er sailor.

***realizes he forgot to look at LoA's service record***

You pass! And are darned lucky you were paying attention. ;)

I don't wanna talk about guns, i wanna talk about beer.

Well, good for you, Marine. I thought that I heard somebody say that if a Marine ever saluted an ensign, the light must have been bad. ;)

SAILOR?????? I'll have you know my farts still squeak! Should you here a loud BRAAAAPPPPP you know its an ex-sailor. They get lonely on them ships :D

Winston Churchill, when he was First Lord of the Admiralty, was told that something was contrary to the traditions of the Royal Navy. His reply: "The traditions of the Navy are rum, sodomy, and the lash. Good day, gentlemen." [img]graemlins/biglaugh.gif[/img]

LOL thats a great quote! Your killing me Attalus! Err I mean PO3 Attalus [img]tongue.gif[/img]

SAILOR?????? I'll have you know my farts still squeak! Should you here a loud BRAAAAPPPPP you know its an ex-sailor. They get lonely on them ships :D </font>[/QUOTE]***realizes he's lost any small amount of respect LoA may have had***

Um....former US military person? [img]smile.gif[/img]

The fermentation process doesn't make people drunk, people make the ferment..um..er...

Ok, that's not going to work!

If everyone carried beer, then there would be less...beer...drinking?

No that's not quiet right, either ***shakes head***

:D

If the only good gun is a dead gun and guns are inanimate objects and thus dead does that make all guns good?

The only good beer is an empty beer, but it's only good if its empty because it's original contents are in my stomach!

**shrugs**

Nope, that's not it either. Not catchy enough! :shakeshead: