That has to be the kindest description of a Twinkie I have ever read in my life!

"Binky-Twinkie" ROFL! I'll have to promise Binky in blood to never use it LOL it is just too tempting after reading this (hilarious) thread!

Well Ok, If thats generous, what is the REAL description of a twinkie?

Oh man, I hate twinkies.

MMM Twinky *Drools*. J/king they are pretty good though when they are old. :D
I think its because all the preservatives evaporate out of them. :D

Oh that was an accurate description! I said it was "kind" LOL!

Here is a pic straight from Stan & Denise's White Trash Parties of their cousin Drew and his friend Cindy showing theirs off...(I do not know these people and found the site doing a search for Twinkie at ditto.com LOL...This pic just happens to show both sides...you can see the one one the left's bottom, where the filling was put into it. Apparently a 20 year shelf life for these things is an understatement...I'd bet that they could survive a nuclear blast...kinda like the "peeps" of everyday junk food.
http://www.sweeneybob.com/drew/trash//twinkie.jpg

*Looks at the picture*

Errrrr, They look... umm... Delicious.. :D