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teh bleedding stops when you put cotton swabs up your nose while humming your national anthem [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Lord Shield:
teh bleedding stops when you put cotton swabs up your nose while humming your national anthem [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Or put a spoon up each nostril and a rubber in your ears

Take hot baths and eat lots of chocolate. If you're male, you've wasted my time and I don't like you [img]tongue.gif[/img]

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Originally posted by Nalfein Do'Urden:
Sometimes i get the menstrual cramps real hard.

If you were a girl I'd have asked where you got the cramps, but now you're a boy I'm thinking of psychiatric wards in hospitals...

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Originally posted by Mouse:
This would appear to be Nalfein Do'Urden's first post on GD. He/she has posted already on the BG forums. Because I am charitable sort of guy, I'll assume that the profile for Nalafein is either wrong or he/she is asking on behalf of a friend.

I will alter the topic title and ask that that you use this thread to give helpful advice on the subject and not to speculate about trolling [img]smile.gif[/img]

If Nalfein would like to post an explanation of the apparent disparity between his/her profile and this subject, that would also be appreciated.

You are absolutely right...at the time of his post here, there were only 6 posts registered and I thought maybe he was posting more in the BG forum but decided to come over here and troll...it never occured to me that he might be asking for a friend. If that is the case, Nalfein, you have my apology.

I can't offer any advice...I haven't had menstrual cramps since I had my son (over 21 years ago)...not every woman is so lucky. :D

My sister does though and she takes midol...also going on "the pill" seemed to lessen them but that is a dangerous cure if you ask me...risking cancer and other health problems just not to cramp.

now now my profile *checking* says I'm a guy [img]tongue.gif[/img]

if you're a girl, hot bath and massage will help
if you're a guy, go to the doctor
if you're both, don't take too many pills

meanwhile, no trolling or spamming ;)

Though I see that you have 10 posts... so you're new here.

*notices that the post is edited by Mouse* I wonder what it said before....

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Originally posted by Nalfein Do'Urden:
Sometimes i get the menstrual cramps real hard.

If you are a guy the correct answer is to lay low, and remember you ALLWAYS answer anything asked of you with "Yes Dear" :D
If you are one of the fairer sex, then I have no advice for you. Although I know more about the female menstrual cycle then any man should or wants to know. (I'm married and have 2 daughters)

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Once I hit menopause it quit hurting. Or maybe it was the Dalcon Shield IUD, it finally fell out However I am finally pregnant after using my air compressor to clear out my fallopian tubes. I need a lamaz partner though, any volunteers?

<font color=FFFFFF>When are you baby coming LoA ? :D </font>

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Originally posted by adam warlock:
*notices that the post is edited by Mouse* I wonder what it said before....

He just changed the title...it used to be "groans" LOL