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AHA! You're all wrong! *downunda removes his kilt to reveal* he's really nekkid!!! [img]graemlins/blush.gif[/img]
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I thought I was...
Ach Nevermind. ;) LS...er... :1uhoh: Wrong! [img]tongue.gif[/img] But you'll never escape goddessness...wait til you turn Bastet. ;) |
Yea you have a real problem Beaumanoir,I found someone hear on IW named someone.Heh go figure.I suggest you should tell that guy off.
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hang on - that's not quite right *scratches head*</font>[/QUOTE]Well, on a positive note... those frilly kilts will really suit you now... [img]tongue.gif[/img] |
[img]graemlins/troutslap.gif[/img] 's Someguy
Hmmm, Yes, I Can See LS In His Kilt Now... [img]smile.gif[/img] |
I'M BINKY, AND MY WIFE'S BINKY TOO!
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the kilt's not frilly [img]tongue.gif[/img]
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Vewwy Well! We Shall Welease Wodger!!! :D :D |
Oh For God's Sake!!!
My Surname Is Kirk, And I've Just Seen A Member Called Kirk5!!! Are People Trying To Strip Me Totally Of Individuality?! |
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CROWD: [cheering] PILATE: People of Jewusalem! CROWD: [chuckling] PILATE: Wome is your fwiend. CROWD: [laughing] PILATE: To pwove our fwiendship, it is customawy at this time to welease a wongdoer fwom our pwisons. CROWD: [laughing] GUARD #3: [chuckling] PILATE: Whom would you have me welease? BOB HOSKINS: Welease Woger! CROWD: Yes! Welease Woger! Welease Woger! [laughing] PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease Woger! CROWD: [cheering] CENTURION: Sir, uh, we don't have a 'Woger', sir. PILATE: What? CENTURION: Uh, we don't have anyone of that name, sir. PILATE: Ah. We have no 'Woger'! CROWD: Ohhhhh! BOB: Well, what about Wodewick, then? CROWD: Yes! Welease Wodewick! Welease Wodewick! PILATE: Centuwion, why do they titter so? CENTURION: Just some, uh, Jewish joke, sir. PILATE: Are they... wagging me? CENTURION: Oh, no, sir! GUARD #3: [chuckling] PILATE: Vewy well. I shall welease... Wodewick! CROWD: [laughing] CENTURION: Sir, we don't have a 'Roderick' either. PILATE: No 'Woger'? No 'Wodewick'? CENTURION: Sorry, sir. PILATE: Who is this 'Wod'-- GUARD #1: [chuckle] PILATE: Who is the 'Wodewick' to whom you wefer? BOB: He's a wobber! CROWD: [laughing] MAN: And a wapist! CROWD: [laughing] WOMAN: And a pickpocket! CROWD: Yeah! Ahh, no! No! Shh! Shh!... PILATE: He sounds a notowious cwiminal. CENTURION: We haven't got him, sir. Mm hm. PILATE: Do we have anyone in our pwisons at all? CENTURION: Oh, yes, sir. We've got, uh, 'Samson', sir. PILATE: Samson? CENTURION: Samson the Sadducee Strangler, sir. Uh, Silus the Syrian Assassin. Uh, several seditious scribes from Caesarea. Uhhh, sixty- seven seers from-- BIGGUS: Let me thpeak to them, Pontiuth! CENTURION: Oh, no. Oh. PILATE: Ah. Good idea, Biggus. BIGGUS: Thitizens! We have Thamthon the Thadduthee Thtrangler, Thilus... CROWD: [laughing] BIGGUS: ...the Athyrian Athathin, theveral theditiouth thcribth from Thaetharea, and... CROWD: [laughing] BIGGUS: Wath it thomething I thaid? CROWD: [laughing] PILATE: Silence! WOMAN: Huh huh huh huh huh! PILATE: This man commands a cwack legion! CROWD: [laughing] PILATE: He wanks as high as any in Wome! CROWD: [laughing] PILATE: All wight. I will give you one more chance. This time, I want to hear no 'Weuben's, no 'Weginald's, no 'Wudolph the Wed-nosed Weindeer's,... BIGGUS: No 'Thpenther Trathy'th! PILATE: ...or we shall welease no one! JUDITH: Release Brian! BOB: Oh, yeah. That's a good one. MAN: Yeah. BOB: Welease Bwian! CROWD: Welease Bwian! Welease Bwian! [laughing] PILATE: Vewy well. That's it. CENTURION: Sir, we, uh-- we have got a 'Brian', sir. PILATE: What? CENTURION: Well, you just sent him for crucifixion, sir. PILATE: Uh. Ah, wait! Wait! We do have a 'Bwian'! Well, go and wepwieve him, stwaight away. CENTURION: Yes, sir. Yes, sir. PILATE: Vewy well! I shall... welease... Bwian! |
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