<font color = lightgreen>I was at the mall and walked into the men's. This guy was standing next to the wall (if you know what I mean) just chatting away into his cell phone, oblivious to all the other men going about their business. [img]graemlins/erm.gif[/img] Call me crazy, but the men's is the last place I really feel like talking on the phone.
In fact, I don't even have a cell phone. When I'm not home, I'm not home! [img]graemlins/petard.gif[/img] </font>

Hey, I just remembered a story a friend of mine told me. He was travelling in Spain last year when something hilarious happened. I hope he doesn't find out I published it on the internet.

Anyway, picture this, a beautiful Spanish girl that he had met the previous day, knocks on his door. She says she wants to help him with his Spanish. Being extremely naive, he gets out his textbook and sits down ready for a study session. She was more interested in finding out what his tonsils tasted like, so she attached herself to him. She gives him a really big hickey on the neck (his first one ever). He didn't know whether it was considered polite to return the favour or not, but he decided he would. So he moves down towards her neck to start sucking, but somehow sucks here earring into his mouth and swallows it.

He was so embarrassed, he asked her how expensive the earring was, and said he would make himself vomit if she really wanted it back. She just laughed for ages.

I nearly wet myself when he told me!!!!

LOL! So, errr... did she actually finally teach him Spanish LOL? And did his body manage to rid itself of said earring? Or does it still dwell to this day LOL?

I think he picked up on quite a few cultures during his travels if you get what I mean!!! And as far as the earring goes, I think that nature ran it's course.

LOL Adviendha, well alls well that ENDS well I guess :D [img]tongue.gif[/img]

[ 05-08-2002, 09:10 PM: Message edited by: ladyzekke ]

Stop ganging up on us Ladies.. You'll get us excited or riled up. One of the two ;)

Hey Lady Z! [img]smile.gif[/img]

Hey Conan, what are you up to tonight LOL? :D