*wriggles out of the jar*
So I can enter? If beautiful people are allowed? [img]tongue.gif[/img]

*enters Link in teh "quickest to be eaten by a crocodile" contest. [img]smile.gif[/img] I'm sure you'll do marvelously, old chap.

LOL, Encard, no I haven't seen any "Love Chat" posts, I got these from prior knowledge. ;)

*Runs frantically around while being chased by ten (!) fewocious crocodiles, while yelling at Lioness: what have I done to deserve this?*

Oh... I was wrong... oh, well. Just that a few of those reminded me of some stuff there. *shrug* Moo? Ah, yes... I WILL NOW SPEAK IN MY DEMONIC ALL-CAPS VOICE OF DOOM. BOW BEFORE MY AWESOME POWER! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA... (oh, and the post is at http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...;f=10;t=007580 ... very funny [img]smile.gif[/img] ) CHEERS!

hmm... [img]graemlins/1ponder.gif[/img] Claimed there were pests in teh cafe, entered me in a beauty contest, chased hot chics, and I find it amusing. [img]smile.gif[/img]

In short: it's yet another misuse of ,asculinity, or, better said; women are manipulating men on purpose: MANNOP! [img]smile.gif[/img]

[ 04-19-2002, 10:56 PM: Message edited by: Link ]

LMAO at that thread Encard!!! :D :D :D

WHERE ARE YOU DONUT??? [img]smile.gif[/img]

Well, here a nice appetizer!

The Horrific Journal (this is an artifact and contains some horrible experiences!)

I will just give you the entries; you must make the horrors vivid in your own minds.....

Day 1: Me and my battalion sail to island (orc captain) Our Shaman tells us to go back; me think he scaredy.

Day 2: As we explore, shaman begins to feel dark energies throughout land.
Day 3: During night, some battalion members feel if they are being watched and are weakening in morale. Shaman says he had vision of Demogorgon and Asmodeus wandering the island.
Day 4: We venture into forest abit further. We see skeletons of probably previous idiots. We see a giant web. We see giant spider glaring at us with its 8 eyes. The spider lunges and kills 3 warriors.

Day 5: Shaman suggests we do not check out a certain mountain in fear of meeting Demogorgon or Asmodeus there. I say hes joking and we move closer and closer there.

day 6: Shaman is beginning to have more visions of Demogorgon and Asmodeus as we take each step closer to the Forsaken Mountain as idiot shaman puts it.
day 7: Several warriors and archers begin contracting strange ailments which shaman says is 'Demon's Work'. I tell shaman to have a pint of my ale.

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(it could go on about the contractions and afflictions of Lycanthropy, Vampirism and even possession but I'll get to the climax now)

Day 38: I am the sole explorer now. Shaman has prepared boat to escort the remaining 7 (out of 34) warriors and archers out of here. I am watching................ dear gods! Shaman wasnt nutzo after all! There stands as I write....... Demogorgon! But, it isnt quite Demogorgon. It has appeared in its true form now........... it has a giant black crocodile body, with a tiger tail and a lion tail....... *tears in fear* and massive bear paws...... *more tears* and a black bear's head with red glowing eyes......with red dragon wings....... (the bear claws are of the black bear; and long, sharp claws elongegate from the paws..... (like two handed sword size) this monster is 40 feet tall(about) and there is a giant black king cobra with red eyes..... *even more fear tears* and it sees me..... it is charging at alarming rate..........

The journal ends; the orcish captain threw it out to sea and tried to escape from the island which is now called Aqrena.
The beast he saw was the Beast Of Aqrena.... and many strange creatures and sightings of demonic powers have been recorded in other journals........

Excellent thread Lioness!
Great Work!

Damn this is the best thread in a while....even better then some of mine [img]smile.gif[/img]