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Jorath Calar 04-15-2002 02:47 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. I can expect to die on:

November 16, 2049
at the age of 74 years old.

On that date I will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Alien Abduction (18%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (8%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

Oh I hope it happens sooner, I really don't want to get that old... [img]smile.gif[/img]

Encard 04-15-2002 05:49 PM

LOL... January 23, 2063, at the age of 75...
Heart Attack (27%)
Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Homicide (5%)
Confusion (5%)
Heh... I'd say alien abduction or confusion... ;)

Aelia Jusa 04-15-2002 05:56 PM

You can expect to die on:

November 7, 2061
at the age of 80 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (40%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Loneliness (5%)

LOL! I wonder what I did to deserve public execution in a third world country? :D

NihilisticCrusader 04-15-2002 06:16 PM

eh... 70 years old
Cancer 22%
Alien Abduction 20%
Heart Attack 12%
Homicide 12%
3rd Degree Burns 7%
Horrible Accident 7%
Suicide 5%
Confusion 5%

How does homicide kill you?

I don't believe that |they| would fly all this way just to kill people. I like to believe that they pack us all into little capsules and shoot us off to populate a world where the sky is filled with mandarin oranges and the potatoes taste like Gruyere cheese. I would hang out with Elvis Presley (who's been there quite a while) and any turquoise ostriches I find. There I would die at the ripe old age of 70 plus 23597824023 due to atmospheric conditions.

Man. I should get a hobby or something.

SSJ4Sephiroth 04-15-2002 07:32 PM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

August 28, 2064

at the age of 77 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (25%)
Suicide (15%)
Confusion (12%)
Heart Attack (9%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)

Well, I can't argue with most of that, cept that Alien Abduction should be squared ;)

Harkoliar 04-15-2002 08:54 PM

i will die at 86.. not bad [img]smile.gif[/img]

/)eathKiller 04-15-2002 09:34 PM

ROTFLMAO!
I'll die on...

November 3, 2070
at the age of 85 years old.
Homicide (40%)
Suicide (35%)
Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (13%)
Auto-Fellatio (10%)

OoooOOOOOkayeee....

I also decided to put in a bunch of BS like saying that i was 50000 lbs in weight and was 184 years old, here's what I got:
UH OH buddy you're gonna die on
April 19, 2002
at the age of 19 years old.
On that date you will most likely die from:
Contagious Disease (37%)
Cancer (16%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

lol

Grand-Ranger 04-16-2002 12:14 AM

LOL

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:

October 20, 2064
at the age of 76 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (43%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Drowning (9%)

Intresting ;)

Moni 04-16-2002 12:24 AM

Mark your calendar or Palm V. You can expect to die on:
October 3, 2023
at the age of 61 years old.

I told KHan if I lived to be 60 I was going to be one pissed off b*tch!
He'll have almost two years of hell before I get put out of his misery.
[img]graemlins/evillaughter2.gif[/img]

Legolas 04-16-2002 08:19 AM

March 2, 2056
at the age of 71 years old. (average is 67. Yay!)

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (25%)
Alcoholism (5%) (not a chance)
Loneliness (5%)


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