<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Lifetime:
I'm Giving Up on Lioness and have decided to Worship Lifetime-Sephiroth

:D :D :D <hr></blockquote>

you mean you werent already worshipping me? [img]tongue.gif[/img] but i worship Lioness, so i will gladly convey your words to her (though i may claim credit ;) )

"Me and Tiffany hook up"
"Black Hawk Down now playing"
"Teh funneh Old soviet jokes"
"Russians defeat chechnya finally"
"Day of Defear boards un-ban [.45]Deadpool even though he was annoying"

"I like Grand-Ranger so much I decided that everyone must send him atleast $500 or be kicked off the fourm" -Ziroc

"Grand-Ranger made Moderater" -Ziroc

"USA Winter Olypic Hockey Team Wins Gold" -Anyone

"New Jersery Devils beat out (Vancover or Colorado) in game 7 serries and win The Stanley Cup" -Anyone, if they do it will undoubtley be me though ;)

"Peter Forsberg Traded to Dallas" -Anyone

"I hand IronWorks over to Grand-Ranger" -Ziroc

"Ironworks becomes a worldwide commerical succeses with Magizine,TV Shows, Moives, and Action Figures named after it, thanks to the new Adminastrator, Grand-Ranger."

Whehhe, obseesed with power? Nah

<font color="lightgreen">"Neb banned"

"LennonCook replaces Ziroc"</font>

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by LennonCook:
<font color="lightgreen">

"LennonCook replaces Ziroc"</font><hr></blockquote>

You do realise how insidiously evil and horrid that sounds I hope?

Here are some of my favs

"Azure finally puts his plans into motion to take over the world"

"Azure takes over the world"

"Azure pronounced supreme overlord"

"Recruits for Azures army required. Skills needed: Not having a death wish"

"Azure revealed as being the real power behind the puppet Ziroc"

"Religion stamped out worldwide"

"Azure proclaimed god and to not worship him is death"

and my personal all time favourite...

"Caleb stole the cookie from the cookie jar!"

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by AzureWolf:


You do realise how insidiously evil and horrid that sounds I hope?
<font color="lightgreen">Yes, I do, it was simply a joke. But ofcourse, look whos talking...</font>

"Azure takes over the world"

"Azure pronounced supreme overlord"

"Azure revealed as being the real power behind the puppet Ziroc"

"Azure proclaimed god and to not worship him is death"

and my personal all time favourite...

"Caleb stole the cookie from the cookie jar!"
<font color="lightgreen">I wonder with this one when he will come back, and say something like "Who me, couldnt be me" and after some chanting, the croud chants "Azzy stole the cookie from the cookie jar..." <hr></blockquote>

"Bruce The Aussie has become Omnnipitant"

Right lot of wannabe powerlords, ain't we ?????

Perhaps I should have added another rule "Thread title must not mention self" .. but considering I did that myself anyway, I can't really complain now !!

"All toll roads to be made free of charge"

"Free cable internet to all IW members"

"Addition to Ironworks Rules and Regulations: No wives-husbands/partners/girl-boy-friends/etc may complain about members time spent online at Ironworks"


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[ 02-01-2002: Message edited by: Pangur Ban ]</p>

"Always 2 there are an master and an aprentice"... :D
I love this thread [img]smile.gif[/img]
Here are some I'd love to see:

My friend is moving to europe and I get to see her finaly- Jorath Calar

IW discovered as a cure for depression, All current IW members get payed 400$ for each post from WHO

I've returned and actually decided to behave myself - 250

Smashing Pumpkins to return, new world tour starts in Ieland.
(They camcelled their concert here in Iceland just before they broke up... I was depressed for 7 weeks)

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by Pangur Ban:
Right lot of wannabe powerlords, ain't we ?????
"Free cable internet to all IW members"

"Addition to Ironworks Rules and Regulations: No wives-husbands/partners/girl-boy-friends/etc may complain about members time spent online at Ironworks"
<hr></blockquote>

Those two would be wonderful..