<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by DragonMage:


Awwww! But aren't YOU the one who taught me:

Great green gobs of oooey gooey gopher guts,
Mutilated monkey meat,
Little dirty birdy feet,
French-fried eyeballs rollin' in a pool of blood.
OOPS! I forgot my spoon, but I brought my straw!
*slurp*

*evil laughter fades down the hallway as Breanna runs away*<hr></blockquote>

You forgot the "one half pint of all purpuse porpose puss"

This isn't fair. I know I'll be verbally castigated for that outburst. It will be "Why are you making your sister say those things, Hiram?" and "You are such a bad influence on her, Hiram" and "For the love of God, put down the cat and get dressed, Hiram"

I'm still bitter about that flaming bag of poop I that Mrs. Neidermeier had on her front porch and I got blamed.