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Beaumanoir 10-01-2001 02:40 PM

*After Coming Back From The Other Thread Beaumanoir Runs Upstairs And Puts His New Found Gummie Bears In His Office, After eating a few of course!!*

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The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella
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Founding Member AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

Sir Kenyth 10-01-2001 03:28 PM

*With his visitors badge on, looks into the pool curiously.*

*Everyone turns around as they hear a splash to see him swimming frantically to the other side*

*Pulls himself from the water, clothing in tatters.*

ALRIGHT, WHERE'S THE SON OF A #$%&* WHO PUSHED ME IN!!!

Beaumanoir 10-01-2001 03:31 PM

*Beaumanoir Sniggers And Runs Down Stairs Locking Himself In His High Security Office, He Looks Through The Letter Box For Sir Ken To Come On The Rampage*

<font color="red">Thank God This Floor Has A Retnal Scan Lock!!!</font>

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The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella
http://angelfire.animfactory.com/ani...mer_md_clr.gif

Founding Member AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

Sir Kenyth 10-01-2001 03:36 PM

*Starts up the fryer and grabs his fishing gig.*

Anyone got some bread crumbs?

Neb 10-01-2001 03:37 PM

Neb takes a sip from his nice cool Fanta Lemon, then, his super high-tech watch, with built-in cellphone, laser cannon and nuclear self-destruct device begins beeping, he pushes a secret button on the watch and gets a message from Azure, the high lord of the HADB, himself, the message is as follows:

"Listen up Neb, the building is under attack by Darklings sent against it by Lord Shield in an attempt to capture the ORT demanded goods, grab a gun and repel the attack, there's Powered Armor in the HADB HQ." Neb jumps up from his deck chair and heads across the roof to the fireman's pole leading directly to the equipment room of the HADB HQ, he grabs the pole and finishes his fanta as he slides down, when he reaches the room, he quickly dons the Powered Armor and grabs some guns, he then transmits Azure's message across the ORT building's intercom, alerting EVERYONE of the Darkling attack.

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Worshipper of Tiax.

Wielder of the ancient Lawyer spells.

Member of the HADB clan.

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Ally of the Fluffy Queen and the Dreaded Red Fluffy

General of the highest class and Leader of the Legal Department and Jumprope Compound in the IW Peacekeeping Force.

Official IW Negotiator(When not siding with the hostage-takers).

ORT member, Official Demander of Stuff.

I've also got a pretty long sig.

Beaumanoir 10-01-2001 03:37 PM

<font color="red">TRY THE STORAGE ROOM ON BASEMENT ONE... Errrr Hang On... It Isnt me your planning to put in there? Is It??</font>

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The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella
http://angelfire.animfactory.com/ani...mer_md_clr.gif

Founding Member AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

Beaumanoir 10-01-2001 03:40 PM

*Beaumanoir Hears Nebs Message On The Tannoy And Jumps Out Of His Office Door. He Sees Sir Kenyth Waiting Eagerly and jumps back through the door, Locks it again, and dashes down the fire escape out side his window*
<font color="red">HAHA! I'm One Step Ahead Of You Kenyth!!!</font>


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The Clan HADB Cleric Of Sephiroth + Nutella
http://angelfire.animfactory.com/ani...mer_md_clr.gif

Founding Member AND Official Chanter Of O.R.T

The Order Of Royal Toads

Sir Kenyth 10-01-2001 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beaumanoir:
*Beaumanoir Sniggers And Runs Down Stairs Locking Himself In His High Security Office, He Looks Through The Letter Box For Sir Ken To Come On The Rampage*

<font color="red">Thank God This Floor Has A Retnal Scan Lock!!!</font>


*Masquerading as someone named "Gordon Freeman", gets a blue uniformed security guard to open the retinal scan lock for him*

Neb 10-01-2001 03:43 PM

Unfortunately for "Mr. Freeman" a long-fingered zombie in a white lab-coat breaks down the wall next to him and rips the guard to shreds before he can open the door, also, about 50 of the creatures known as "headcrabs" and "snarks" stream through the ventilation ducts to attack "Mr. Freeman".

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Worshipper of Tiax.

Wielder of the ancient Lawyer spells.

Member of the HADB clan.

http://www.dabros.net/images/tcampbell/hadb5.jpg

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/hero.gif

Ally of the Fluffy Queen and the Dreaded Red Fluffy

General of the highest class and Leader of the Legal Department and Jumprope Compound in the IW Peacekeeping Force.

Official IW Negotiator(When not siding with the hostage-takers).

ORT member, Official Demander of Stuff.

I've also got a pretty long sig.

Sir Kenyth 10-01-2001 03:49 PM

Damn! I've got crabs!

*Brandishes a somewhat dull can opener and a bent spoon*

Bring it on baby!


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