May I have the privilege to listen to words of wisdom?? -- A gal

PS. I'm a quarter of a century old, hope it still qualifies for young. Not that I've not mentioned a word about attractiveness, though...

OMG, John D.! I think I just found a home! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

Lessee...

1. C
2. C
3. C
4. C
5. C
6. C
7. C
8. C
9. C
10. C (and I really DO!) http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif

Too cool, John D.! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/485.gif




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I know who you are...I saw what you did!

You dont say Mistral? Tell me, are you fiendish or angelish? Im fiendish....
I lie about my age lots............ Im like 670 000 000 yrs old! so mistral you
are like a mere child to the likes of this Lord.

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The Spaminyte Emperor
Official Demon/Villain of IW!
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Fish? Welcome to your Doom!
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Undead Warlord and General of the Abyss- for the sake of HADB!

Yes, Saz, and just look at all of us young, nubile women waiting to keep you all company! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/tongue.gif

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The day we stop learning is the day we start dying!(c)

Owner/operator of the Evil Petting Zoo and devout member of the HADB clan.
Commander of the Dragon Fleet, IW Peacekeeping Force
Honored to be a member of the Illuminati - may the Light shine forever!
Mage extraordinair.
Occasional minion to Gwhanos the Fluffy

Hopeless Romantic *sigh*

"Allright! We'll call it a draw."

They dont call me Godson for nothin http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

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http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...s/ewjchomp.gif http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/No...les/badass.gif Official Slayer of Pest's in Cloudy's Kitchen
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Ummmm..... Elif..... thats a LARGE sig...... Z and the mods are going to be pissed......... take it down a notch, like mine.......... okay.... its your butt...

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The Spaminyte Emperor
Official Demon/Villain of IW!
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Fish? Welcome to your Doom!
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Undead Warlord and General of the Abyss- for the sake of HADB!

Greetings, Lord Gwhanos (bows)

Nice to know I am comparatively young...teeheehee...

It would be too sweeping a statement to say if one was fiendish or angelic. Try as I might to be goody-goody (especially for BG2, to get higher reputation and buy goods more cheaply), I know there's a dark side lurking in there, waiting to strike when I'm pushed to the limit http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

1) Can you recit the Motto and purpose by heart?
A) Yes
B) No
C) I don't recite anything without my attorny present (You may discountinue the rest of the test you are our kinda people!)
<font color="FF3366">D) Maybe so. What was the Motto again?</font>

2) Are you willing to pay DUES?
A)Yes, pease make a "Chashiers check Payable to "we sucker'em"
B) No, I got a spouse, mortagae, car payments, and have you seen my electeric bill nobody turns off the lights around here!
C) You have got to be kidding pay dues to an orginazztion that doesn't supply beer, or anything NEKKED (southern for got no clothes on and up to NO GOOD!)
<font color="FF3366">D) The Question is, are YOU willing to pay dues to have me? Loyalty should be rewarded ya know http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif </font>

3) Do you remember disco?
A) Yes
B) No, I was under the influance of mind altering substances during disco
C) What did he say? (insert spouses name here)
<font color="FF3366"> D)Yes, and I was not influenced by mind altering substances, but it was the catalyst that put me there I think</font>

4) Did You like Disco?
A) Yes, PLEASE step away from the computer and quitly wait for the men in the white suits to come pick you up (we know where you are at)
B) NO
C) I break into hives at the very mention of disco!
<font color="FF3366">D) Yes, and we listen to the BeeGees in our basket weaving class every day too</font>

5)Do you do any exercise other than 12oz or 16oz curls?
A) Yes
B) No
C) I pay people to exercise for me
<font color="FF3366">D) I only weigh 90 lbs, no need for "curlin" LOL</font>

6) What color socks do you where while mowwingthe lawn in your Favorite bermuda shorts nad holey t-shirt?
A) White
B) Black
C) Argiles
<font color="FF3366">D) Don't mow the lawn, and if I did, would not be in naddy bermuda shorts LOL, Yikes!</font>

7) Do you embarrss your children?
A) Yes
B) no
C) We had them for our amussment right?
<font color="FF3366">D) I embarrass myself, is that not enough?</font>

8) Is it impossible for your boss to find his rear-end with both hands?
A) Yes
B) No
C) You bet! Hey wait a minute I am the boss! How many hands did you say could use?
<font color="FF3366"> D) Well my boss is 87 years old, if he can find his ass at all, or even has the incentive to do so, my hat is off to im! http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif </font>

9) If stranded on the couch with-out the TV remote you would?
A) get up and look for it (Sorry you do not have what it takes to be an OLD COOTS)
B) Watch what ever was on TV even if it was "under water basket weaving".
C) Call the kids in from playing outside and make them change the channel.
<font color="FF3366"> D) Mmmm, never found myself "stranded" before on the couch, how does that happen by chance? </font>

10) Do you injoy chasing cats, dogs, and small children out of your yard?
A) Yes
B) No
C) I keep a box of smooth river rocks just for that purpose!
<font color="FF3366"> D) No, but I like chasing the Pit Bull that keeps breaking it's leash and coming into my yard! With a BEEEGG STICK!!</font>



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ROTFLMAO John D. Harris FOR PRESIDENT!!!http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif
I most in(un?) (like I care) immodest fashion, I nominate myself for vice-president and free lance pin-up girl evaluator of the OLD COOTS Clan, or OOC, as I like to call it.http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/blitz1.gif

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Defender of Those Unable To
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To Err is Human To Forgive Divine, However Neither is U.S. Marine Corps Policy. Nuke'm til the damn camels glow.

John D.,

Where can I apply? Also, do we get to wear silly "royal order of the water buffalo" type hats?

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