*casually swats Daan with the flyswatter*

*watches Daan fly accross the room tumbling his dice accross the room*

*thinking for a moment, Tehmpus removes the Elite Waterdeep Guard "Bag 'O Rat Holding from storage, and soon a torrent of pesky rats stream toward the unconscious being*

Tehmpus then gets back to more important security work.

*he opens a parchment entitled "Chicago Bears win 24 to 0 over hapless Bengals".

It's truely going to be a good day.


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Tehmpus Thales the permanently InSaNe

Watch it tehmpus...7 more posts and you'll be a Dungeon master...http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...miles/wink.gif



[This message has been edited by ReGiN (edited 10-23-2001).]

i find it very disturbing that this ... persone ..., this guard-fellow
*daan cant help spitting the word out*
think he has the right to talk to me
AWAY with you beggar
EEKS, he talked to me again
GET it off, GET it off !!!!!!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Bumpelibumphttp://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

Tehmpus: Man, are you a bears fan too? That's really cool, so am I. This weekend they are going to kick the 49ers behinds all the way back to SF, gay capital of the world. And despite the fact that I have only beaten the game twice I still feel that I can answer most questions posted on the board, I just don't get the cool graphics beside my name like someone who bumps their own post constantly.

Please keep your homofobia to yourself!

[This message has been edited by ReGiN (edited 10-24-2001).]

Geez! you people are so touchy! I never insulted anyone, I merely stated a fact. Don't worry, I won't say another word on the subject

JR Jansen, wasn't it the "antichickenator"? http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/noncgi/smiles/338.gif

I was the first guard ever to say, "Stand away, citizen!" Now they all say that. Yes, the run-of-the-mill guards look to me as an example. That's what separates me from the herd. http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...iles/smile.gif

The Toe
Elite Waterdeep Guard

Its harder than you think killing rats! Although i did get payed 5 GP by the kind dwarf in Candlekeep.(Good job he didnt see his cat, those burn scars were horrifying, well i mean it shouldnt have been that close to my spell should it?).

http://www.ironworksforum.com/ubb/no...les/ninja1.gif

-Lucre, Ninja Wossname

[This message has been edited by Lucre (edited 10-24-2001).]