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The 2 groups finally met Irenicus. Jon looked at them, saying "Do you really think you stand chance? Do you really think I would let you win?"

"Justice!" says Vhailor, as Aerie casts Death Ward on him
"Go for the eyes, Boo!" says Minsc, as Dakkon casts boosters on him

"Ouch! Ooh! Stop it!" goes Irenicus. BG2guy hammers him into the ground and spikes his hands to the ground. TNO decides to flay him. "Aaaaggghh! says Jon, what are you doing?" as he realises that faced with a psychotic immortal and the son of the God of Murder, maybe he is in for a lot of pain after all, eh?

In the meantime, Jaheira and Fall-from_Grace have moved on from electrical discussions to fashion tips. When BG2 turns round after Jon is finished, his eyes pop out at Jaheira. "Do you like it?" she says and throws herself on him.

Morte has learnt much from Jan. In addition to his curses he now ahs the ability to confuse, stun and knockout with the power of Jan-speak.

"Right" says BG2guy, coming up for a breather, "let's hunt down Trias". He looks back at Jaheira... "in a couple of hours anyway"

TNO feels arms around him, and he turns around. "All this activity is making me hot again" says Annah, and pulls him back. "A couple of hours it is"