Hi !

I think I should explain the private discussion about Malcolm between Yorick and me in the previous 'Boards awards' thread.
As Yorick is a singer/writer/producer, and as I love his songs, I started trying to find a Web site where I could buy his records (and which would deliver as far as France). I finally found one last Thursday, and bought a second-hand copy of one of his first CDs (BTW, it seems that I had been very lucky, for this CD is no longer for sale) ! And I received, to my amazement, a very enthusiastic and friendly mail from the guy of the site, named Malcolm, who was very very fond of Hugh's music. So I replied, and he said such compliments about Hugh's music that I could not do anything else than forward the whole mail exchange to Yorick. Which I did, hoping for Malcolm that Hugh would send him a mail, for Malcolm seems to be a very nice guy. Here's is the story !

How is called Yorick´s band ?? what kind of music do they play ??

Memnoch wrote:

Wanted to add some nominations to a new category:

The SPAM Triumvirate: Ladyzekke, Armisael, and the Storm-Queen, *drum roll please* Cloudbringer!!!!!!

Poor ol' Memny can't even get a word in we moved from offices to open plan a couple of months ago and it's kind of hard to post when you're sitting on the way to the elevator.
People near me are starting to call me swivelhead. And it's not because a lot of babes are walking past, u know what i mean?
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SPAM?! I've been branded! And by you, Memnoch, sweet Memnoch. (drops head, raises eyes over slightly overused fan ) Oh I am hurt to the quick! (heavy, slightly overdone sigh). (pout,sniffle) ... to be demoted from StormQueen to SpamQueen in just a few short weeks....ahhhh mee, I am distraught and beyond words. ooooh woe is me, I am so overcome, I think I shall faint !

-lol, sorry about the office situation, mine did that 3 yrs back, but now we have a lovely (sarcasm alert!) cheap looking half-wall divider btwn us that makes the tower in Pisa look positively upright! --

Memnoch wrote in other half of thread:

Well, yes, but Teddy Bear Armisael is so much cuter, don't you think, Zekke and Cloudbringer?

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Hmmm, well, I like them both. I don't know, though. This dual alignment thing...kinda weird. On the one hand, Teddy Bear Armie brings out the maternal, pat and hug and sweetbabytalk instinct in me...then there's the Evil Armie...we won't go into the effect that one has... I fear our Gabriel would have the firehose on us...(chuckle)!

Originally posted by Cloudbringer:
to be demoted from StormQueen to SpamQueen in just a few short weeks....

You said it, not me!! And I like StormQueen better. Read my *rant* about you in the alignment thread if you don't believe me!!

BTW do u know that ur average ppd is 10.7? That's 5th behind:

Armisael - 20.8 ppd
Arathorn II - 16.8 ppd
Memnoch - 15.2 ppd
Yorick - 13.3 ppd

Gabriel is technically 5th with 10.8 ppd but because he has Multiple Account Disorder I added his and Azuth and all his other myriad personalities together and cumulatively he has 4.9 ppd (his Azuth persona kinda pulled his average down).

So who's the SpamQueen now? The numbers speak for themselves baby!!!

believe it or not but i now got 10 ppd
but i had 300 in begin november
and 1180 now
so that is 880 post in 50 days
so about 17 ppd i have

I actually put together a list of posters and ppds. Apologies to any i may have missed, it is not intentional! Try spending an hour remembering everyone and then looking up their posts and working out their ppds. I got Excel to do it for me in the end. Those i've missed, feel free to add your details!

Disclaimer: this list is just for fun, it's not meant to idolize or vilify anyone ok?

Person-Posts-Days as Member-PPD
Armisael-2064-99-20.8
Aragorn II-67-4-16.8
Memnoch-1411-93-15.2
Yorick-653-49-13.3
Gabriel-172-16-10.8
Cloudbringer-224-21-10.7
fighter-thief-109-12-9.1
Turbovee-235-34-6.9
Rikard-1175-208-5.6
Wah-428-79-5.4
Moiraine-310-59-5.3
Charlie-261-50-5.2
Bahamut-503-100-5.0
Ladyzekke-345-69-5.0
Patrick TOTAL-283-58-4.9
Accord-357-75-4.8
Jon-512-108-4.7
Moridin-50-12-4.2
Black Knight-131-34-3.9
Wolfgir-242-66-3.7
Drake-259-75-3.5
Zoratorak-357-106-3.4
Stealth Bomber-290-97-3.0
GW-581-196-3.0
Melusine-201-68-3.0
Larry TOTAL-426-158-2.7
Relic-269-106-2.5
Littleman-110-44-2.5
Talieson-66-27-2.4
Ertai-594-257-2.3
Lord of Alcohol-159-77-2.1
Sylent-125-63-2.0
Azuth-111-58-1.9
draconia-142-78-1.8
Larr2-185-116-1.6
Larry-241-158-1.5
Ramon-66-46-1.4
Draggor-139-116-1.2
bilqis-85-114-0.7

PS Sorry if this is hard to read, it's not easy formatting it in Word to make it look like a table

Memnoch, i know this is off topic but where do you find out these things?
At frist i thought you were Ziroc under a different name but then i look at the profiles and i geuss it can't be but you still can find put IP address and other infomation i thought only the web master could get to.

ROFL! You thought I was Ziroc in disguise? ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! You're a classic, Gabriel...

*wipes tears from eyes*

Sorry, I just found that so funny. I just try and help Ziroc out when I can, poor overworked soul that he is. I just did all the math from everyone's profile. As for IP addresses - anyone can find them, they're staring you in the face. Hint: when you're typing a reply, scroll down through the posts and you will see a number in the bottom right hand corner of each post. That's the IP. It only shows up when you're replying.

I'm still laughing!! Wait till Armisael hears about this...

Why, Memnoch! LOL! Can I help it if I touch-type and think a mile a minute?! Be glad you don't live closer, I can talk that much too!

Well, I shall forgo that spamqueen title for the moment- I much prefer your gift of 'Storm-queen'! And I DID see your, ahem, rant -probably raised my stats in ppd again, too! (nudge, wink)