The talking sword!

can we go kill something now? please?

quick! kill it before it's gone!

My last owner said I was sharp and edgy, he was such an ass.

bo-ooring!

Who's your daddy!

Seeing the stricken field in the hands of the evil Edwin lovers, she wades into the fray. Little bloody fragments of red cloth fail to mar her blade, as she dispatches the lot of them, ignoring their feeble taunts of "simian," and the like. Picks up blood-stained amulet, spits on it, and, leaning on her trusty blade, speaks aloud, no one to hear her but the red-clad corpses:

My List
1. Viconia-Beautiful, powerful, true, and loyal. What else can I say. Plus, the most intriguing back-story of any NPC.Why would you need comedy, when you've got tragedy?
2.Imoen-sweetie-pie of the first order. She IS my little sister that I never had.
3.Keldorn-Great tank, a Paladin, his dislike of Vickey is his one fault.
4.Minsc-Good tank, great comedy
5.Nalia-Sweety-pie, #2, with attitude.
6.(reluctantly)Jahiera, even though she is annoying. For old times sake, and because she lost her husband, my old friend Khalid, apparantly in my service.
7. Aerie-Feel sorry for her, would take her but for lack of hit-points. Good back-story.
and, dead last, for you Edwin lovers, he receives the award of The Only NPC that Lady Galadria Kills in Every Game of BGI or II that she's ever played. It's great fun to see his little red body by the bridge in Nashkell every time you go across it. Honorable mention, Anomen. I don't kill him, just sock him.

MAZZY FOR PRESIDENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Or at least fave npc! She kicks badass booty with grandmaster in both shortsword and bow, and I mean the cultured British accent is the only one I can actually stand listening to for more than an hour at a time. And she's a halfling, hobbit or whatever, which equals major cuteness when she's wearing that

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shiny red dragon armour


Obviously the best.

Second I think would be Cernd and then maybe Jaheira.

EDWIN! Think of ToB: "Damn you I almost had her down to three gold for the night and you drag me out here!" :D I just love it! :D

An NPC needs to be short. An NPC needs to be funny. An NPC needs to make others look bad.
Let's face it, Jan rocks.

btw, if u don't count the roleplay value of jan, is he worth keeping?
Why?

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by badet::
btw, if u don't count the roleplay value of jan, is he worth keeping? Why? <hr></blockquote>

The only reason i keep jan around is becuase he's funny, which makes the game more fun.

<blockquote>quote:</font><hr>Originally posted by badet:
btw, if u don't count the roleplay value of jan, is he worth keeping?
Why?<hr></blockquote>

Thats the point of the game to roleplay!

Mazzy. The ever spunky Mazzy. Best portrait (very sexy) best voice, best attitude. What a little woman!

Dundee, trust you to rate Edwin's (a mage) abilities highest. Can't get away from a mage oriented game can we? ;) :D

Oh and look who's your #2... Aerie LOL. [img]graemlins/laugh2.gif[/img]

Uh, Yorick, sexy. How can she be sexy when she looks like her head is covered with Li'l Sizzlers. Never mind, I know, to each his own...LOL