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Pyrenk

08-27-2003 11:39 AM

Just like chickens and cows. We don't hate them, we don't love them, but they sure taste good [img]smile.gif[/img]

Legolas

08-27-2003 11:45 AM

Except that cow commandos are much more skilled than their koboldkin variants. Have you ever seen one? That's how well they hide! Although they are not that good at defending their territories; most xvarts have an easy time picking on the common cow. In that way the xvarts are actually a lot like humans. Should we eat them too, or does this analogy grant the supersmurfs special rights?

Pyrenk

08-27-2003 12:26 PM

The enemy of your enemy is your friend, but you can eat him too [img]smile.gif[/img]

The Xvarts would gain special rights, but, alas, they are blue and resemble smurfs.

Hmm.

You could make blue rasberry slushies out of them, and serve it with kobolds...heck, we could open our own restaurant with this. Green Slime jello, Basilisk fries, Wyvren tail...all served by Sirines. Right in the center of Baldur's Gate.

ADD] Better yet, put it in Durlag's Tower. Tourist attraction :D The demon knight can help us burn the kobolds, too. How much should we pay him to be our chef?

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[ 08-27-2003, 03:05 PM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

InsaneBane

08-27-2003 12:29 PM

I have seen lots of combat skilled cows with mighty halberds. They are in fact very common in certain areas. But these are fortunately far away from the Sword Coast :D

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Insane

Pyrenk

08-27-2003 12:36 PM

I love those cows. I just stand near them and listen to them moo. Hilarious.

Honestly, nothing is better than bipedal cows with halberds.

[ 08-27-2003, 12:37 PM: Message edited by: Pyrenk ]

Dragonshadow

08-27-2003 02:49 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pyrenk:
The enemy of your enemy is your friend, but you can eat him too [img]smile.gif[/img]

The Xvarts would gain special rights, but, alas, they are blue and resemble smurfs.

Hmm.

You could make blue rasberry slushies out of them, and serve it with kobolds...heck, we could open our own restaurant with this. Green Slime jello, Basilisk fries, Wyvren tail...all served by Sirines. Right in the center of Baldur's Gate.

[img]graemlins/cheers.gif[/img]

Can I have a smurf slushie, a kobold burger and basilisk fries with a side order of commando cow.

Pyrenk

08-27-2003 02:59 PM

That will be 140 gp, please. Limited offer: if you supersize, you get a free antidote potion! ;) ;)

Sythe

08-27-2003 10:20 PM

I say love the kobold. If not love them accept them. Eating them is just plain barbaric.

Firestormalpha

08-27-2003 10:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Legolas:
Hurrah, there we are. The senate seems to have reached a more or less unanimous decision at last. And so it was that neither KAK nor BYOB nor the common folk of the Sword Coast region got their way but that we went instead for the visions and policies of the PITK, once so minor a grouping but now growing daily in supporters. No wonder, this has gone on and on and on and noone remembered to send out a servant to grab us a bite to eat. With the spice trade also grinding to a halt, who can blame us for reaching this decision?
From now on, kobolds are no longer friends nor enemies but shall instead be viewed solely as supper in the making. So ruleth the Senate.

Sythe I think the senate has already decided. Too bad you were absent or your voice might have carried some weight. But all is not lost, it has yet to be made law that YOU must eat a kobold.

Myrddin L'argenton

08-29-2003 05:44 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Firestormalpha:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by Legolas:
Hurrah, there we are. The senate seems to have reached a more or less unanimous decision at last. And so it was that neither KAK nor BYOB nor the common folk of the Sword Coast region got their way but that we went instead for the visions and policies of the PITK, once so minor a grouping but now growing daily in supporters. No wonder, this has gone on and on and on and noone remembered to send out a servant to grab us a bite to eat. With the spice trade also grinding to a halt, who can blame us for reaching this decision?
From now on, kobolds are no longer friends nor enemies but shall instead be viewed solely as supper in the making. So ruleth the Senate.

Sythe I think the senate has already decided. Too bad you were absent or your voice might have carried some weight. But all is not lost, it has yet to be made law that YOU must eat a kobold. </font>[/QUOTE]I'm glad that the kobolds can do something for society, kobold thigh anyone?

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