A Few more that I thought of.

"You have all of Scabban's charm. And his looks, too."

"Sabastio quit talking hours ago. Could you?" or "I don't need you to explain it again, Sabastio."

"Haven't I seen you in Freyedies dreams?"

"Erathsmador could have seen that miles away! I'll bet even Hephestus would have spotted that blunder."

"I have seen a smaller ego on Kol."

"DeSoto whines less than you do."

"Highland Rogues can count better than you."

Knarfling

Knarfling,

Classics! As usual! You are just too funny! Wanna come live at our house?
Way to go LOL!
Thanks for making me laugh before I head off to bed (late again lol)

Hugs,
Moni

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"Get your breath away from me! I'll go fight a Mantrap if I want to die!"

-Sazerac

(great ones, Knarfling!)

"you smell like a stout miner"



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"A Lizzord has smoother skin than you!"

"You have as much backbone as a Cave Crud"

"You couldn't find your way out of a phone booth with Spirit Eye"

"Grue Morde is prettier than you!"

"You are motives are more transparent than D'Soto"

"You look all dried out, have you had a date with Lysandra?"

"You are motives are more transparent than D'Soto" Neb - LOL! http://www.tgeweb.com/cgi-bin/ubb/no...es/biggrin.gif

To everyone posting on this: ROFLMAO!!
This is great!! We should keep this thread going for a while, or maybe Saz could add a column in the Gael Serran Examiner LOL!

"You couldn't even hurt a glowfly!"

-Jafin

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Toad fer brains!

Kiss Scabban's Evil!

You've got all the charm of an Asylum Zombie!

You're more annoying than a pack of swampflies!

Yer a bigger pest than Erathsmedor on a sunny day/moonlit night!

Hey, Pal! Enchant THIS!

Why don't you go invoke somethin'? or...INVOKE THIS!!

You're as useful to me/valuable as this ?wand?

Yer as unique as this ?Rusted Small Sword?

Yep, yer the last of the "Red Hot Mantraps"

Suddenly, I feel so......dirty. Dr.Pick

Bumping for a laugh... and I think a couple of these may make their way into Missy's adventures :D

lolz, here are a few more i thought of:

What are you wearing, muck?!

Stop crawling on the water and SWIM!

Your breathe smells like Lysandra's...

Go bang your head on the buttocks of a serpent priest

A glowfly could easily scare you out of your wits!

No ulgyness in here please

Are you swinging your weapon, or just playing "Warrior"?

Geez, you gotta be Sabastio's descendant

Stop scratching your...oh you're a rat...

I have a signboard outside that says "Get out loser", it'll do nicely on your face...

Oh stuff your face with slime

You don't even know how to open a door, let alone Anephas' Shrine!

Please stop walking, you'll do better just standing there skeleton.

I would oh-so love to give you a facial makeover, but no time.