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skywalker

01-21-2001 11:09 AM

How many bites does it take to get to the delicious center of a Rat Pie?

Mark

adam mage

01-21-2001 11:12 AM

what happens if you cross an Oomphaz and a Gourk?

what is the ratling's name if he/she is in the basket business?

skywalker

01-21-2001 11:17 AM

How do you stop a party of Oomphaz from charging?
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(sorry, had to answer myself):

Take away their credit cards!

Mark

skywalker

01-21-2001 11:21 AM

What do you know if you see a party of Oomphaz all wearing matching jerseys?

Mark

skywalker

01-21-2001 11:24 AM

What did the ratling say when the Oomphaz stepped on him?

Mark

(Somebody please stop me before I go mad. Ooops, too late!)

skywalker

01-21-2001 01:28 PM

How can you tell an Oomphaz has been in your refrigerator?
There are footprints in the pudding!

Where are Oomphaz found?

Mark

Wyvern

01-21-2001 02:48 PM

Where are Oomphaz found?

In trees.

How do Oomphaz get into trees?

Lily the Ranger

01-21-2001 02:50 PM

They use their trunks?

Lily the Ranger

01-21-2001 02:51 PM

Where does a 500 lb pixie sit?

Wyvern

01-21-2001 02:56 PM

Where does a 500 lb pixie sit?

Anywhere she wants to!!

How do OOmphaz get into trees? By planting an acorn and sitting on it.

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