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SecretMaster 04-19-2002 11:31 PM

When *SPOILER* You meet up with the Watcher Beholder from the Saughain City. Very funny conversation!

fable 04-20-2002 10:18 AM

My favorite was the first time I played throgh the Unseeing Eye Cult quest. You get to the broken bridge, whose Guardian poses three eliptical questions. While pondering the first one (I refuse to seek help with riddles :D ) and its multiple choice selections, Minsc suddenly uttered a rationalization for an obviously wrong answer and chose for me. Without missing a beat, the Guardian replied that the answer was wrong, and sicced a Shadow on me. I had to pause things, I was laughing so hard at Minsc's interruption. That's the kind of thing that makes a game such as BG2 special for me. [img]smile.gif[/img]

Gothmog, Lord of Balrogs 04-22-2002 10:19 AM

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Originally posted by SecretMaster:
When *SPOILER* You meet up with the Watcher Beholder from the Saughain City. Very funny conversation!
Even better, you meet up with him again in Sendai's Lair! it's even funnier then!

(from memory-)
[Spectator- I'm going back to the hive and check out the ladies. How about you?
PC- The same. Good luck!]

Volguuz RageWaar 04-22-2002 10:40 AM

I Know that this sould be in Shadows of Amn forum but you are talking about funny things in here so i'll talk here, the thing that made me laugh more is when you're about to fight Irenicus and Minsc say "evil meet SWORD, SWORD MEET EVIL".

[ 04-22-2002, 11:01 AM: Message edited by: Volguuz RageWaar ]

SixOfSpades 04-23-2002 10:36 PM

I still love a chance utterance of Nalia's:

Final battle at the bottom of the De'Arnise Keep. All the trolls are dead, so it's time to catch our breaths and collect loot. The trolls aren't carrying anything, but there is this pillar-looking thingy over here that's some type of container. Locked, though.
Me: "Hey, Nalia."
Nalia: "What can I do to help?"
Me: "Come over here and pick this lock."
So Nalia comes over, steps over the fresh corpse of her father, picks the lock on her family treasury, and takes a look inside.
Nalia: "Is that all? I-I'd hoped for more."

I was laughing to myself all night after that one! :D

uss 04-25-2002 11:31 AM

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Originally posted by SixOfSpades:
I still love a chance utterance of Nalia's:

Final battle at the bottom of the De'Arnise Keep. All the trolls are dead, so it's time to catch our breaths and collect loot. The trolls aren't carrying anything, but there is this pillar-looking thingy over here that's some type of container. Locked, though.
Me: "Hey, Nalia."
Nalia: "What can I do to help?"
Me: "Come over here and pick this lock."
So Nalia comes over, steps over the fresh corpse of her father, picks the lock on her family treasury, and takes a look inside.
Nalia: "Is that all? I-I'd hoped for more."

I was laughing to myself all night after that one! :D

lol! thats funny [img]smile.gif[/img] ! i laughed my ass off while reading your post :D !

Horatio 04-25-2002 02:32 PM

HA!
Something that quite annoyed me about De'Arnise Keep woz that Nalia wouldn't stop saying (from memory, I haven't played BG in AGEZ) 'Must we trek about this awful place?'
Grr.

SixOfSpades 04-25-2002 10:08 PM

Yeah....some of the sayings by the various NPCs can be absolutely hilarious, depending on the context:

Aerie: [at the circus] "This is a lot more exciting than any circus."
Jaheira: [in Hell] "Nature could find a home here if it were properly cleansed and balanced."
Nalia: [while freeing slaves in Ust Natha or the Slaver Ship] "How are we helping the less fortunate, trudging around in here?"
Keldorn: [in Bodhi's Lair, right after I've stepped on three Spike Traps in a row] "I heartily approve of the path that has been taken so far."
Korgan: [attacking a Skeleton Warrior] "Let's see what yer GUTS be lookin' like!"
Jan: [attacking a Beholder] "Beware! Your knees are mine!"

Volguuz RageWaar 04-26-2002 05:30 AM

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Originally posted by uss:
</font><blockquote>quote:</font><hr />Originally posted by SixOfSpades:
I still love a chance utterance of Nalia's:

Final battle at the bottom of the De'Arnise Keep. All the trolls are dead, so it's time to catch our breaths and collect loot. The trolls aren't carrying anything, but there is this pillar-looking thingy over here that's some type of container. Locked, though.
Me: "Hey, Nalia."
Nalia: "What can I do to help?"
Me: "Come over here and pick this lock."
So Nalia comes over, steps over the fresh corpse of her father, picks the lock on her family treasury, and takes a look inside.
Nalia: "Is that all? I-I'd hoped for more."

I was laughing to myself all night after that one! :D

lol! thats funny [img]smile.gif[/img] ! i laughed my ass off while reading your post :D !</font>[/QUOTE]That's really funny, i mean funny\ironic.

Volguuz RageWaar 04-26-2002 05:35 AM

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Originally posted by SixOfSpades:
Yeah....some of the sayings by the various NPCs can be absolutely hilarious, depending on the context:

Aerie: [at the circus] "This is a lot more exciting than any circus."
Jaheira: [in Hell] "Nature could find a home here if it were properly cleansed and balanced."
Nalia: [while freeing slaves in Ust Natha or the Slaver Ship] "How are we helping the less fortunate, trudging around in here?"
Keldorn: [in Bodhi's Lair, right after I've stepped on three Spike Traps in a row] "I heartily approve of the path that has been taken so far."
Korgan: [attacking a Skeleton Warrior] "Let's see what yer GUTS be lookin' like!"
Jan: [attacking a Beholder] "Beware! Your knees are mine!"

Ok know i get it, Beholders with knees, skeletons with guts, you guys catch in their worse hours.

[ 04-26-2002, 05:36 AM: Message edited by: Volguuz RageWaar ]


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