Just thought of a good one in the last minte!

Korgan: Go flee orc! I had enough bloodshed today.
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Korgan: Why are you giving away only one gold piece? What are you saving up to buy, Mara? A golden sword?

Nalia: How are we helping the less fortunate trudging around in my Keep?
(Oh, wait...)

Jahiera: And that's why Avon is right for you.

Neeber: Ilmater has bade me take a vow of silence starting tonight.

Anomen: See, on this night of the full moon I will dye my skin black, my hair silver, and run with the drow to foster good relations with the surface elf communities. I feel I need to do my part to end such prejudice.

Jaheira: Edwin! Will you marry me?

Aerie: Viconia, does this make me look fat? Truthfully?

Viconia: Aerie, I'm sorry for making fun of your disability. Now let's go make out.

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Mild end of game spoilers...
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Irenicus: Ahhhh, Mister Bond. Welcome to my lair. Allow me to tell you put you in this death trap that you can easily escape from. I'd tell you my entire evil plan, but I would rather leave these journal entries right here so you can puruse them at your leisure, all right? Now, I'll be waiting for you at the elven city. Take your time, I need to catch up on my knitting.

ROFL! :D
PC to Irenicus (just before casting meteor strike in second dream sequence) :Do you expect me to talk, Irenicus? No mister Bond, I exect you to fry.
Irenicus: Suddenly. There's a shadow hanging over me. I'm not half the man I used to be...
Bodhi: Ah, ah, ah, ah, stay'n alive, stay'n alive.
Imoen: I hope you don't mind, but I asked Jon over for tea and biscuits.
Jan (looking at Boo): The precious.. will be ours. Mhuhahaha
Mazzy to Valygar: And after I cleaned your armor, I polished your boots and..

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Minsc: I no longer find 'good' and 'evil' satisfactory concepts on which to base purposive action and shall be adopting a more relativist moral framework in future.

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spelled "peruse" wrong. :D [img]tongue.gif[/img] (good point, though, maybe there's a patch that he could say that in.)

Cernd: and thats the second time i got crabs
Arun Linvail: Uh yea, the 20000, i kinda donated it all to Illmater
Keldorn: I approve hardly of the path taken

Armen-that is a very good one. LOL!!

Ooo, ooo, just thought of a new one.

Jon Irenicus- Don't forget to raise me...