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Arvon 10-19-2008 02:13 PM

Re: Odd News - October 2008
 
Britain's Bristol City Council warned residents in government housing in September to always leave their sheds unlocked. Otherwise, thieves would have to break the doors down to get inside, and taxpayers would be stuck with the repair bills. [Daily Telegraph (London), 9-30-08]

Firestormalpha 10-19-2008 02:36 PM

Re: Odd News - October 2008
 
Nice, so they couldn't just spring a one time expense for stronger doors?

VulcanRider 10-19-2008 05:14 PM

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Originally Posted by Arvon (Post 1220112)
Britain's Bristol City Council warned residents in government housing in September to always leave their sheds unlocked. Otherwise, thieves would have to break the doors down to get inside, and taxpayers would be stuck with the repair bills. [Daily Telegraph (London), 9-30-08]

Sounds like thievery is getting better as a career choice.

Bungleau 10-19-2008 09:44 PM

Re: Odd News - October 2008
 
From Yahoo Odd News...

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<h2>Suspect in golf cart eludes Utah sheriff cruisers</h2>MORGAN, Utah – A Utah sheriff's office has found that it shouldn't underestimate the golf cart as a getaway car.

A suspect in a souped-up cart managed to elude officers who pursued him last month through an alfalfa field — but only for a while. He was arrested the next day at his grandmother's house.

Officers started pursuing the driver after he was spotted spinning out in a city park in Morgan. He took off into an alfalfa field and jumped irrigation ditches that the sheriff's cruisers couldn't cross.

Morgan County Sheriff's Sgt. Scott Peay suspects the cart was fitted with a car engine instead of the original electric motor.
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Information from: Standard-Examiner, http://www.standard.net
No fair, judge! He cheated!

Reminds me of a friend of mine's words from years ago, about the cops in Sterling Heights, the city in which I lived. He said they were crazy, and thought that wherever the person they were chasing could go, they could follow... no matter what.

Never had the opportunity to see if he was right or not... probably just as well.

Bungleau 10-20-2008 09:23 AM

Sore loser...
 
And another...

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<h2>British spinster jailed after breaking neighbour's arm with spade</h2>LONDON (AFP) – A 72-year-old British spinster was sentenced Monday to 24 weeks in jail for breaking a neighbour's arm by hitting him with a spade in a row over a strip of land.

June Iddon, who suffers from a terminal case of cancer, yelled "I'm innocent!" as she was led away by two security guards in Preston Crown Court, northern England.

Last November, Iddon, a former civil servant, hit 62-year-old Jeffrey Grundy as he met with a builder to discuss where to place a fence between their two properties.

Iddon raised her spade over her head to strike Grundy, who managed to block the blow but broke his right arm.

"Notwithstanding your age and physical frailty a message needs to be sent to you that your behaviour cannot be acceptable," Judge Lesley Anderson said.

The judge noted that a previous civil case had found in favour of Grundy, subsequent to which he invited the builder to his property, and added that Iddon had ignored that ruling.
Memo to self... if ever you get involved in a game with this granny, lose. It's safer...

Bungleau 10-21-2008 03:03 PM

That'll make the reception difficult...
 
From Yahoo Odd News...

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<h2>Iowa couple ordered apart after woman bites fiance</h2>IOWA CITY, Iowa – A judge has ordered an suburban Chicago woman to stay away from her fiance — two weeks before their wedding.

Johnson County, Iowa, Judge Stephen Gerard ordered 23-year-old Rucha (ROO'-chuh) A. Patel on Monday not to have contact with the man after she was charged with domestic abuse causing injury.

Her fiance's name was not released.

Police says Patel drove over the man's foot and then bit his hand when he took away her keys to prevent her from driving Monday in Iowa City. It was not known why he tried to stop Patel.

Patel told the judge the marriage was scheduled in two weeks.

A call left for Rucha Patel was not returned.
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Information from: Iowa City Press-Citizen, http://www.press-citizen.com/
Hmmm... yep, back in Iowa.

You know what Iowa stands for, don't you?

Idiot Out Wandering Around.

Doesn't sound like she's a native Iowegian, though...

SilentThief 10-21-2008 10:39 PM

Re: That'll make the reception difficult...
 
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Police Arrest Michigan Man For Car Wash Vacuum Sexy Time

On October 18th, Police apprehended an unnamed Michigan man in the act of coitus with his chosen mistress of the night, a car wash vacuum cleaner. Police were alerted to the unnatural activities by eye witnesses and approached on foot around 6:45 AM finding the man in the act, disturbing as that thought might be. When commenting on the situation, Sgt. Gary Breidinger said "I've seen some strange things, but this is the weirdest thing I've ever heard." We're wondering how many quarters that kind of thing costs. [AP]

http://jalopnik.com/5065856/police-a...um-sexy+time#c)
Cheap date?
ST

Bungleau 10-22-2008 05:17 PM

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Okay, this one caught my eye. From one of those bad-@$$ Canadians...

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<h2>'I GOT MY ARM. I CAN'T COMPLAIN'</h2>
Jim Gibson , Canwest News Service
Published: Thursday, October 16, 2008

VICTORIA - Shawn Clement knows that his left arm looks as if he lost out to the shark in Jaws. Sometimes the 30-year-old tells gawking strangers that's exactly what happened to his arm, now a tributary of scars running from his wasted bicep to below his elbow.

What actually happened to the former Gold River, B.C., shake and shingle mill worker is as horrific as anything Hollywood conjures up. In February, a flying 1.2-metre saw blade severed his left arm about 16 centimetres below the elbow.

Clement had chalked up about 15 years in the forestry industry by the time of his accident. Over the past two years, he had worked on-and-off as a sawyer, turning blocks of wood into shakes and shingles. He had been filling in as a sawyer since early January, and was just a few days away from a new posting. He wasn't comfortable around the two blades the job involves.

"I was scared of it for a long time," he adds, concerned about what he saw as limited escape room.

"Nothing ever happens," he was assured, but his concerns became a brutal reality in the early afternoon of Feb. 21. Suddenly, one fast-spinning blade looked terribly wrong. He knew it was coming off.

"Son of a bitch! Fifteen years and this is how it's going to end," Clement thought as he fled. "I ran away. It caught up to me."

The blade pinned him to the mill floor, breaking his nose and several teeth.

"My buddies were on it fast - it seemed like an eternity - they all thought I was dead. They pulled the saw off of me.

"My face hurt. I went to grab my face. My hand was gone. I got up and grabbed the stub that was left and ran to the first aid room."

He was heavily sedated for the helicopter ride to Royal Jubilee Hospital.

His severed arm had been wrapped in moist sterile sponges, placed in a plastic bag and set in a bucket of iced, saline fluid.

A Victoria medical team reattached it during an 11-hour operation starting that evening. Almost 24 hours after his accident, Clement woke up to see his mother and ex-wife in the hospital room. He looked down at his heavily padded arm and thought, "Wow. It's cool. It's an arm."

"I looked at my mom and ex-wife and they were crying," Clement says.

"I got my arm. I can't complain," Clement says eight months later. At the time, they weren't even giving him 50/50 odds.

"When I woke up, Ken (surgical team leader Ken Smith) came in the room and said, "Chances are you might not keep the arm, but we're going to see what will happen.' "

For Smith, it was his first arm reattachment in 16 years of practice.

Smith likens what he does in the OR to renovating a house. Initially, the builder must decide if the renovation is both possible and worthwhile. The surgeon must decide if there is enough left to do the reattachment, and what, if any, function can be restored.

Some patients never regain any use. The attached part becomes a hassle so they later choose amputation, Smith says.

Clement had two pluses even before reaching the OR. The flying saw blade severed his arm cleanly below the elbow rather than splintering bone and mashing the flesh.

Secondly, the severed arm was well-prepared for transport.

Clement was wheeled into the OR about 7 p.m., giving Smith an easy six-hour leeway to restore circulation before the severed arm would be deemed dead.

Continuing with the builder analogy, Smith describes orthosurgeon Colin Landells as the framer. He stabilized the bone first with plates on Clement's arm and then moved to prepare the severed piece on which Smith had already tagged which nerves, veins and arteries were usable. Again with an operating microscope donated by the Firefighters Burn Fund, Smith tagged Clement's remaining arm.

Once Landells joined the bones over three hours, Smith began reattaching first the blood vessels (the plumbing) and then the nerves (the electrical).

Zooming in with the microscope, he first trimmed the ends before stitching them together, as he later did ligaments and muscles to allow some future function.

As Smith worked, Clement's arm began regain colour. The "plumbing" was working, but the next day the arm turned an ominous deep purple. Clement was back in the OR where two veins were transplanted from his right leg to the arm to improve blood flow back to his heart.

Smith now says Clement's arm is there to stay, stopping short of touting a full recovery.

"It's safe to say he'll never have normal function," says the surgeon, who envisions Clement's left arm only in an assistance role to his right arm.

Time, therapy and medical procedures have given the right-handed Clement partial use of his left arm.

"I can pick up a screwdriver, scratch my nose, but I can't wipe my ass or pick up a dime," he says.

Nor will he ever again play ball, curl or return to being a volunteer firefighter. In the months or years ahead, the father of three envisions retraining as a pilot or surveyor.

Clement still faces an unspecified number of medical procedures. There is a bone graft to come, as well as surgery for internal scar tissue before the year's end. He is in constant pain.

The consequences are not all physical. Any loud noise has Clement looking "behind me to make sure nothing's coming after me." There are nightmares in which he sees his arm come off.

He has returned to the mill to thank colleagues for their quick action, but he avoided his old work area.

"I couldn't. I wouldn't go back in there," he says.

jgibson@tc.canwest.com
© Victoria Times Colonist 2008
I'm... impressed. Really.

Firestormalpha 10-22-2008 05:21 PM

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The pants are now worth $54 million

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$54 million missing pants lawsuit back in court
Cleaners misplaced man's trousers; he initially sued for $67 million in '05


WASHINGTON - A customer who sued a D.C. dry cleaner for $54 million because of a missing pair of pants headed back to court.

The D.C. Court of Appeals scheduled to review the case on Wednesday. The lawsuit was first brought against Custom Cleaners more than three years ago by then-administrative law judge Roy Pearson.

Pearson sued the mom-and-pop business for $67 million in 2005 after the cleaners misplaced a pair of his trousers. He later lowered his demand to $54 million.

seriously, he just can't let it go can he?

Variol (Farseer) Elmwood 10-22-2008 05:24 PM

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'I GOT MY ARM. I CAN'T COMPLAIN'
SH!T, that happens every day up here!


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