I have a friend who just talked to an army recruiter (No, this isn't the flamboyant homosexual I mentioned in another thread), and I showed him the list. He was immensely disappointed that he can't do ANY of that, should he join.

ROFLMAO great now there's rootbeer all over the keyboard and monitor! [img]tongue.gif[/img]

Damn, I'm laughing so hard I couldn't continue eating my lunch. :D

LoL! That's the funniest thing I've read in a looong time! Thanks for sharing! [img]graemlins/laugh.gif[/img]

That got me in serious trouble, I was meant to be working on something for my parents and I had to try and keep a dead serious look on my face while reading those... failed miserably :D

<font color=deepskyblue>I started laughing so hard at the urine tests that it was almost 5 full minutes before I could even explain to my coworker what I was laughing about.

However, I will go on record as saying that the platoon should have subjected him to a slow and tortured death for #154.

THAT'S JUST WRONG!!!!</font>

[ 01-30-2004, 12:24 PM: Message edited by: Cerek the Barbaric ]

ROFL! That was just plain brilliant.

You know, I really tried to keep a straight face at work. But I lost it at:


101. I am not allowed to mount a bayonet on a crew-served weapon.

I wasn't at work, but 101 was the first one to make me actually laugh.

137 Should not show up at the front gate wearing part of a Russian uniform, messily drunk.
138 Even if my commander did it.

Was also pretty good.

[ 01-30-2004, 06:31 PM: Message edited by: Seraph ]

That 101st thing remembered me on my own joke in the army. :D

It would go like this:
When camouflaging an APC you may NOT put treebranches in the gun barrel!
(oh the joy when lieutenant noticed that and almost bursted)