It's made of bacon!

Did I just make that up?

yes you did...

tomato, tomahto?

tomato


How do you know when a Smurf
suffocates?

When it shrivels up like a raisin.

Why would it do that?

because its already blue!


why did the turtle cross the road?

Cause he followed the hedgehog.

How much wood would a wood chucker chuck if a wood chucker would chuck wood?

[ 05-01-2005, 05:24 PM: Message edited by: Ivelliis ]

a wood chucker doesn't chuck wood, it's just his catchy nickname. he actually flips burgers.

Ap Testing tommoro, should i be panicing?

You should if it's AP Physics.

Do I miss the AP tests at all, even though I passed three of three?

of course,tests suck!

should i brake up with my girlfriend if she thinks im cheating on her?

No... just show her she is the only one

Is it just me or have the Pringles containers gotten narrower in the last years?

(and no my hand has not gotten bigger, hasn't grown for several years, but those hard to reach chips get more elusive every year... [img]smile.gif[/img] )